Lake Tar Liquor

Lake Tar Liquor Sale of carefully selected quality fine wines, beers, spirits, conveniences and accessories at affordable prices

29/09/2024
With SMUS UPDATES – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers! 🎉
11/06/2024

With SMUS UPDATES – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers! 🎉

A holiday that fell on a weekend. Come enjoy Madaraka Day in style🥳🥳
01/06/2024

A holiday that fell on a weekend. Come enjoy Madaraka Day in style🥳🥳

19/05/2024

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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14/05/2024

After a hard day's work, isn't time to pass by and have one for the road for relaxation as you while away the night?

01/05/2024

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Kithoka Lodge, Mlolongo
Nairobi
00100

Opening Hours

Monday 10:00 - 20:30
Tuesday 10:00 - 20:30
Wednesday 10:00 - 20:30
Thursday 10:00 - 20:30
Friday 10:00 - 20:30
Saturday 10:00 - 20:30
Sunday 10:00 - 20:30

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