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Pipes & Pipe To***co,
basic & Advanced Electronic Cigarette & V***r Supplies
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A) RECHARGEABLE with USB-C Connection! YAYY Apple Users!
B ) Power AND Juice Level Meters!
C ) The “HANDS DOWN” most VIBRANT and EXPLOSIVE Flavors we have Ever SEEN in a Disposable! Come Try em BEFORE ya BUY EM!!!!!
ONLY at Harry Smooth's Premium Cigar, To***co & V**e Shop
Saturday: January 6, 2024 and….
Monday: January 8, 2024: Humidor Readings…….Read em and Weep!
Makes ya wanna JUMP in the Car and come GET CHA a Nice PADRON 1964 Doesn’t it?
Temp and Humidity for the day! Lookin GOOD!…..As Usual!
Say WHAT?
My Tank Collection!
NEW! At Harry Smooth’s!
KARAOKE!!!!!!! (Spelling?) You Bet! Running my “Apple Playlist all day with it in Karaoke Mode, and you would NOT believe the amount of people, Women AND Men!, It’s NUTS Man! One guy stayed and sang EVERY WORD of “AFRICA” by ToTo!!!! Without reading them off the TV!
A couple of lady’s, “BabyBoomers” like myself, sang along with “Night Ranger!” Its GREAT! LMAO……Im gonna start recording them! (Now watch, since I said that nobody will do it anymore! LOL
Hey Folks, Let’s talk about KRATOM! KRATOM is on the “UPSURGE” Thruout the USA and of course “BIG PHARMA” and other Groups want to make it Illegal, or Deemed as a “DRUG” but so far the FDA has Stood their Ground due to the AMAZING Medicinal qualities of KRATOM!
I Personally watched an Older Gentleman walk in my Store for Ci**rs, and at the time My Back hurt ALL the time as well, and I asked him, “Have you ever tried KRATOM”?
And of course he looked at me said “CRATE WHAT?…WHERE”? Lol…….
so I went into my “Kratom Mode” and explained the Pain Killing Qualities of “Red Kratom”, and went on to explain to him how many ways there are to “Ingest it” Mine being just scoop up a Spoonful toss it Back and Have a GINGER ALE IN HAD and READY, Cause the S**t is “VILE” LOL!
And went on telling him a few other lil tidbits and advice, and he asked he could try it…..Noooooo Problemo! So I took one heaping TSP and put it in a Coffee Cup, with a little Hot water, stirring it to a “Slurry” Yep Mixture, and Handed it to him, with a Freshy opened Coke and Said “SLUG IT” then Chase it with then Coke cause that s**t is VILE!
Well, he Slugged it, and set the coke down and said” Damn! Thats not bad at ALL”…..LMAO (withOUT the Chug of Coke! ACK GAK)……
So he was sitting on our Stool, still Bulls**ttin with me for 20-30 Minutes and got up to leave, and he was standing up STRAIGHT! I S**t you NOT! His Pain was still there, but for once in a VERY long time he said, it’s “Manageable and I can Stand up STRAIGHT!
That was over 5 years ago, and to this day he comes in once a week for his 8oz’s!!!!
True Story, the names have been changed to protect the Innocent! LMAO
ANYwayyyyyy
We DO have THE Most Potent in Town!”NO FILLERS”! 100% PURE “Mitragyna Speciosa”The Active Ingredient being “Mitragynine”
Ask ANYBODY that uses it here in Titusville! We have the “Cleanest, most POTENT” KRATOM around! If your Not Familiar with KRATOM, google “THe Kratom Bible” and read up on it!
Different Strains help with Different Maladays….like our “Green Maeng Da” is GREAT for Nerves and Anxiety!…..
Our “White” Strain, helps with FATIGUE, or no “Get up and GO”, ya know, we ALL get that! LOL
Our “RED Strain” is the most POTENT, it is used for Chronic Pain, Sleeplessness, Insomnia DUE to pain, Etc…
KRATOM has been used in Southeast Asia for several “ millennia” and is STILL used there! Mostly Grown in Indonesia, Cambodia, Vietnam Nam and Thailand……Works WONDERS on Back and Neck Pain, and also with Op**te WithDrawls!Come check it out if you have any questions I’ll be Happy to Assit you!!!!
We also have a “Kratom Extract” but that is ONLY for people that have been actually doing KRATOM Regularly and their “Tolerances” are in Place, because just ONE 30ml of Our Extract will Put you FLAT on your FACE! And I ya dont believe me, ask one of myt Best Friends Randy Stewart and he’ll tell ya ALL about it! (Pictures and Videos, available of Randy’s Kratom Exploits upon Request!)! LMAO
Maybe YOU will be in my NEXT “Success Story”! LOL
And today’s “Words of Wisdom” from Harry…..
Friday, Dec 29th 9:45 am Humidor Readings: what’s YOUR Readings today “Coronas”, Smoke Rings”, Oh Hell, ANY of you other Smoke Shops ANYWHERE? Hmmmm? Got the balls to post em with the Time and Date?
The Challenge is OUT! BRING IT BI***ES!!!! “MOLON LABE” Smoke Shops!
READ EM & WEEP!
OMG!!!!!! THe Main “Walk in” is a Degree and a Percent HIGH!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Heh heh heh and the “Flavors Humidor is WAYYYY OFF!!!! What’s a Guy to DO????
Oh it’s ALWAYS Something isnt it!!!!!
My MAN! THE Man, the Myth…..The Legend!
Tomorrow, 12:00pm-7:00pm
Downtown Titusville “Wine Walk” c’mon down and have some fun! Look for any Businesses with a “Green & Red” Balloons outside!
Prizes, drinks, ci**rs, y’all come on down!
I’ll see you there!
Here’s your Stops!
Humidor Readings for Friday December 15th 2023
kinda like a Sore Pecker……Can’t Beat it!!!! Thats why Harry’s has been voted #1 Cigar Shop in the County time after Time!
Humidor readings today, same as yesterday, and the day before. And the day before that!
What a DELICIOUS E-Juice!!!!! And the NAME FITS!!!! B
How about a Tour of Harry’s BEFORE I Open! I always come in Early to have a Fresh Brewed Cup of Mud, relax, and prepare for the Masses! LOL
KRATOM EXTRACT PEOPLE!
Ya Love “OPMS” Extracts? Think OPMS is the BEST out there?
WRONG!!!!!!
I’ve been doing Extracts for several years, and USED to think OPMS was “THE S**T”…..UNTIL, my KRATOM Distributor (who im not gonna mention, because ALL the Other Shops will JUMP on it!)
So OPMS is the S**T ey? Welllllllll I got NEWS for ya! Our “KINGS” Blows OPMS OUT of the WATER! HANDS DOWN!
30ml Kings, vs 8.8ml of OPMS for the SAME PRICE! And KINGS is TWICE, if not THREE times Stronger, Cleaner and more POTENT Than OPMS will ever DREAM to be!
6 Doses per Bottle! More Potent!…SAME PRICE! Come in and TRY one! We have a Buy 3 deal, Normally $21.95/Bottle(same as 8.8ml of OPMS) buy 3 or more Kings only $17.95!
And after you Drink the 1st one, if you dont think it’s TWICE as good as OPMS, or you dont Like them, Bring the Other Two back (Sealed) and Ill GIVE you your Money BACK on your two Bottles!! No Questions Asked!
So C’mon in and Try a KINGS! Fast to become the #1 Kratom Extract ON the Market!
Btw…..I haven’t had ONE SINGLE PERSON come back for the Refund Deal, BUT they ALWAYS come back for the “3 bottle Deal” LOL…….
Busy Morning! Guess everyone thinks im Closing Early! Which I AM if I dont get a Customer in the Next Hour!!!!!
Ya know…. In business there is a TON of “Shady Businesses out there! Below you’ll find an email from one of them wanting to take down my 18 bad reviews LMAO 18 bad reviews in almost 20 years that’s one per year, and anybody knows there’s always that one mo********er that you cannot please so I’d say I got a pretty good track record! Check out this letter, but more importantly, check out my reply to her! I think you’ll get a kick out of it!
On Nov 15, 2023, at 2:54 PM, Jennifer Obrien wrote:
Hi Harry Smooth's To***co,
Are you sure you don’t want us to help you remove unfair bad reviews from Harry Smooth's To***co’s profiles on Google, Yelp, Facebook or other sites?
Our entire purpose is to help companies like yours remove these unfair bad reviews. This is a link to my calendar to schedule a time: Schedule a Chat. Otherwise if you want more information, View More Information.
One bad review can drive away 10% of prospective customers.
Sincerely,
Jennifer Obrien | Director of Reviews
GetDandy - Remove, Prevent Bad reviews
NOW! my Reply:
WHY???
Do you think I’ve been in Business for 20 years by being a Liar and a Cheat? I’ll TAKE my good WITH the Bad like an Honest, and Forthright MAN that I am!
F**K YOU for even APPROACHING me with your Schemes and Dishonest, Shady Business Tactics! Leave those for the Rest of the Pieces of S**t that can’t handle a little Bad News! 18 in 20 YEARS isn’t bad Darlin! In fact it’s GREAT! Too bad you’ll NEVER be able to say the same thing with a straight Face!
F**KIN Pieces of S**T!
Publish THIS!
Harry Fu**in Smooth Owner
Harry Smooth's To***co & V**e
221 S. Hopkins Ave
Titusville, FL. 32796
321-264-4899
Smoke em if ya Got em!
This is why you will not find a fresher, or a more perfect Cigar than at Harry’s! I challenge any in all central Florida cigar shops to match these numbers consistently! 24/7… 365 days a year!… And for those of you that don’t know it, your optimal temperature for HUMIDOR is 70° and 70% humidity! Absolutely perfect! That’s why you come to Harry’s
Something Wicked this way Comes!
And the Morning it’s the “Gurkha GRAND RESERVE” Cognac Infused! America’s number one selling cognac views, Cigar! It’s got a Connecticut shade wrapper, with hey Dominican, binder and filler, which, as you know, the Dominicans have the smoothest richest Cigar leaves in the world, which makes for a nice, smooth, gentle smoke.VERY Mild for some of you first time, smokers, or someone that just prefers a milder Cigar with mountains of flavor! So come on down To Harry’s and TRY a Gurkha Grand Reserve!
Yesterdays T-Shirt & Cigar of the Day was:
TODAY, we’re doing the “T-Shirt or the day AND the Cigar of the day, and oh F**k it. Maybe a HAT of the Day as well! So sit back, prop your feet up, turn UP you sound, and AWAAAYYYYYY WE GO…..
Today were gonna talk about the “Padron 1964 Anniversary Ci**rs!
Watch On!
Come in and get your Picture Taken with “Schneider” to Post here and on my Website and get 10% off Your Purchase!!!
And TODAYS “T-Shirt 0f the Day” AND “Cigar of the Day!” Tune in NOW!!!!!!
221 S Hopkins Avenue
Titusville, FL
32796
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NEW! At Harry Smooth’s! KARAOKE!!!!!!! (Spelling?) You Bet! Running my “Apple Playlist all day with it in Karaoke Mode, and you would NOT believe the amount of people, Women AND Men!, It’s NUTS Man! One guy stayed and sang EVERY WORD of “AFRICA” by ToTo!!!! Without reading them off the TV! A couple of lady’s, “BabyBoomers” like myself, sang along with “Night Ranger!” Its GREAT! LMAO……Im gonna start recording them! (Now watch, since I said that nobody will do it anymore! LOL
How about a Tour of Harry’s BEFORE I Open! I always come in Early to have a Fresh Brewed Cup of Mud, relax, and prepare for the Masses! LOL
Ahhhhhhhh the MANY,MANY.Faces of Harry Smooth’s Cigar & V**e thruout the Years! We’ve come a LONG way Thanks to YOU! Our WONDERFUL, AWESOME CUSTOMERS and Friends! You see, here at Harry Smooth, cigar and v**e our customers are not just customers they are friends, some of our customers have been with us over 18 years, and have become some of our most trusted and loyal friends, and we love you all!
Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is the reason you should not buy your Ci**rs ANYWHERE Else! I challenge ANY Cigar Shop in Central Florida to MATCH these Humidor numbers CONSISTENTLY ! All day EVERY day!
Something Wicked this way Comes! And the Morning it’s the “Gurkha GRAND RESERVE” Cognac Infused! America’s number one selling cognac views, Cigar! It’s got a Connecticut shade wrapper, with hey Dominican, binder and filler, which, as you know, the Dominicans have the smoothest richest Cigar leaves in the world, which makes for a nice, smooth, gentle smoke.VERY Mild for some of you first time, smokers, or someone that just prefers a milder Cigar with mountains of flavor! So come on down To Harry’s and TRY a Gurkha Grand Reserve!
Yesterdays T-Shirt & Cigar of the Day was:
TODAY, we’re doing the “T-Shirt or the day AND the Cigar of the day, and oh F**k it. Maybe a HAT of the Day as well! So sit back, prop your feet up, turn UP you sound, and AWAAAYYYYYY WE GO….. Today were gonna talk about the “Padron 1964 Anniversary Ci**rs! Watch On!
And TODAYS “T-Shirt 0f the Day” AND “Cigar of the Day!” Tune in NOW!!!!!!
Just some Shop Highlights and other GOOFY s**t! Lol
Just got in a HUGE LOAD of our new KINGS KRATOM EXTRACT! Most POTENT Extract on the Market today! I drink one EVERY Morning and it gives me the energy to keep going all day long, and makes me feel great, like I’m on top of the world! You won’t believe it if you’re hooked on the OPMS brand, DO ME A FAVOR, GET RID OF THOSE LITTLE 8.8 ML BOTTLES OF GARBAGE AND COME IN FOR A MANS(or woman’s lol) Extract! I promise you, you will not believe the difference! It is amazing, absolutely amazing, so come on in and give it a try. If you don’t like it, I’ll buy it back from you. How’s that for a deal! You have nothing to lose.
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