Night Skye Spirits

07/24/2024

Guys - we are NOT a backup for Cheyenne Miountain.

The antenna array on the Twin Towers is impressive, but c’mon.

Where do you guys come up with this stuff?!?

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

07/22/2024

The emergency meeting held by the Illuminati underneath “The Fortress” had nothing to do with the Biden resignation.

Carry on.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

07/22/2024

Contrary to rumors, the Twin Tower antennas were NOT used to transmit the CrowdStrike update that took down the airlines.

We’re just a liquor store.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

07/19/2024

Contrary to the rumors, we at Night Skye were NOT involved in the CrowdStrike update fiasco.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

07/13/2024

We should have named our store “Fortress Liquor”.

The building is like solid concrete.

Perhaps this is why it may be favored by the Illuminati?

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

06/29/2024

We at Night Skye have nothing to do with the strange monoliths popping up around Colorado.

The Twin Towers are the real thing!

No need for cheap knockoffs!!!

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

06/24/2024

People have said that there is a conspiracy about throttling the amount of cookie dough chunks in cookie dough ice cream. I can assure you that we are not involved in that conspiracy.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

06/19/2024

Rum tasting Friday!!! 4-7PM!!! Bring your ID! Must be 21.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

06/16/2024

Some have said the people who built the Egyptian pyramids also built the Twin Towers.

I don’t understand some of these rumors.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

06/11/2024

A friend told me about a dream he had last night:

“Your liquor store was raided by the health department and cops because you had a cooler full of cakes in a house attached to the liquor store while we were all there for a party.”

This won’t happen in our store. We fully support the Fed in putting an end to illegal cake storage.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

06/11/2024

The Illuminati have decided that they would like our next tasting to be selections of Blue Chair Bsy rums…more information coming…

06/08/2024

So many tasty beverages to cool you off.

It’s hot out there!!!

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

06/06/2024

This heat must’ve come from China cuz I ordered it 4 months ago.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

06/04/2024

We got an allocation of Eagle Rare, Sazerac Rye, and Buffalo Trace for great prices.

Come into the store and tell us you saw us on FB!

Must be 21, while supplies last! Bring your ID and your $$$!

06/03/2024

Customer came in last night and jokingly was talking about aliens doing something in the area.

I looked left, then right, and nodded.

Who am I to argue?

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

06/02/2024

Our security company called me at 2AM the other day about a motion sensor being triggered.

You tell me what you see in the doors reflection.

05/31/2024

Some people say Night Skye is haunted.

But do you know why ghosts hang out at liquor stores?

Because that’s how they get their Boos.

I’ll see myself out.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

05/31/2024

Case of Sazerac Rye and more Buffalo Trace incoming!!!

Super excited for the Rye. I’ve not had it.

05/31/2024

The Knights Templar are rumored to know where a hidden underground staircase storing untold fortunes somewhere near the Twin Towers.

Who makes this stuff up? The Knights Templar never ventured near Colorado.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

05/30/2024

Have you ever seen the movie “Men in Black”?

The owner is convinced the aliens in the movie frequent the store.

Who’s to say they are wrong?

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

05/28/2024

Has anyone ever found a random rubber duck on a cruise ship?

Rumor has it that aliens placed them there and you might occasionally find one hiding around Night Skye.

🤷‍♂️

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

05/27/2024

Note to everyone:

We are just having fun with all the rumors about the bar and the Twin Towers.

We’ve never seen aliens, lizard men, Sasquatch or the Illuminati in our store.

Or have we?!?

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

05/25/2024

Secret Illuminati meeting being held at the event center tonight!

Or not.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

05/24/2024

Rumor has it the lizard men are stuck on this side of the pass because Trail Ridge is still closed.

Should make for a good weekend of sales.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

05/23/2024

Special request from Alpha-Seti V.

They love everything Japanese.

These bad boys are super cool.

05/22/2024

Tequila tasting tonight 4-7PM
Clase Azul Repo, Lalo Blanco, and 1800 silver and repo!

10254 Ura Ln.
Thornton, CO 80260

Southwest entrance of the building.
Yes, it’s the oddest, coolest little liquor store around!

We have the BEST gift selection and high end selection around!!!

05/20/2024

Rumor has it that visitors from Alpha-Centauri 2 love Tequila and are looking forward to Wednesdays tasting.

Can’t stop these rumors. 🤷‍♂️

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

05/20/2024

This coming Wednesday- May 22, we will be having a tasting from 4pm-7pm.

Tequila!

Totally free! Must be 21-bring your ID!

Featuring Clase Azul, Lalo and 1800!!!

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260

05/19/2024

Crap. Alien Lizard People came into my store last night.

That was a new one. They had ID.

Night Skye Spirits 10254 Ura Lane Thornton, CO 80260