Port Jefferson Beverage

01/24/2025

If football and beer aren’t the answer,
… you’re asking the wrong question.

01/21/2025

If you hold a beer, up to your ear,..
you can almost hear the weekend.

01/17/2025

Football and beer.
Good alone.
Excellent together.
Have a great weekend !!
🏈🍺🏈🍺🏈🍺🏈🍺🏈

01/13/2025

Better days are just around the corner.
They’re called Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

01/09/2025

I entered my symptoms into WebMD,
… and as as it turns out,…
I just need to be on a warm sunny
beach, drinking ice cold beer.

01/07/2025

Nothing warms me up,
…. like an ice cold beer.

01/03/2025

I was gonna go to the gym,…
but the beer said,.. “No,no,…
don’t be silly. You look great.”

12/31/2024

🍺🍺 !! Happy New Year !! 🍺🍺

12/27/2024

May your troubles be less,
and your blessings be more.
And nothing but happiness
come through your door.
🍺🍺🍺 !! Sláinte !! 🍺🍺🍺
Happy & Healthy New Year !!

12/21/2024

The Port Jeff Beverage Gift Card
available in all denominations.
🍺🍺🍺 !!! Brilliant !!! 🍺🍺🍺

12/20/2024

‘Tis the season to be jolly,
Falalalala la la la beer.

12/18/2024

No matter how full your life may seem,
… there should always be room for
a couple of beers with a friend.

12/04/2024

If pizza and beer can’t fix it,..
you’re not using enough beer.

11/29/2024

You can never be really sure
of just how many beers you
drank on Thanksgiving Day.

11/26/2024

11/21/2024

Time to increase the frequency
of those occasional beers.

11/15/2024

Ahh,… the weekend !!
Let the beer cleanse begin !!

11/08/2024

Water is most essential.
Because without water,
you cannot make beer.