Horton's Retail Liquor

01/18/2025

01/10/2025

It’s here!(again)

01/10/2025

Sam Adams Cold Snap is back!

01/10/2025

For all you January quitters, traitors to the cause! Michelob Ultra zero alcohol!

01/10/2025

Someone likes us enough to declutter our driveway! Thanks Travis McCauley?

01/10/2025

Hero level!

In 1959, Bobby Layne set an NFL record by completing 20 passes in a game while having a blood alcohol level that was "legally d.e.a.d". Layne's performance set several game records that lasted for decades. His .917 completion percentage was nearly impossible to achieve.

01/07/2025

Remember the anti-drunk driving commercial that showed the guy driving around in a car full of p*e?

12/24/2024

Sweet baby Ally would like to remind you that we will be closing at 6pm Christmas Eve. Hurry in for the rest of your holiday “cheer”. Obey her!!!

12/06/2024

Yahoo! It’s a celebration!

11/27/2024

Stock up today!
Closed Thanksgiving Day
You have been warned!🦃🥧

11/27/2024

FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That S**t In College
https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-sh*t-in-college/

11/22/2024

Hmmmm?