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07/19/2024

White Smoke is now The Hitman! Join The Hitman's new page if you're into undercover operations, guides, covert missions, and the occasional disguise.

Because who doesn't want to keep up with someone who has a 'very particular set of skills'?

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The Hitman is not your average v**e & smoke shop—it's a home away from home for those who appreciate killer vibes and top-notch service. Customers swear by the impeccable attention and recs from the "chill dude" behind the counter. Stop by and take a Hi

07/18/2024

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Hitman's Guide to Folk Pottery & Heritage

Step 1: If you're tired of getting your hands dirty 🤲🏼 with actual clay, head over to Sautee, GA for the Folk Pottery & Arts Festival 2024! With Over 40 Artists, including folk potters, woodworkers, and even glass artists - all the craftiness, none of the mud stains. 👀 Catch live demonstrations of Pottery, Blacksmithing, and Folklife Living History - because nothing screams old-timey charm like watching someone sweat over an anvil. 🏺

Step 2: And don't forget the Raffle 🎟️- your chance to win some artwork and pretend you have a cultured taste, all while stuffing your face at the food trucks and tapping your foot to local musicians on the Outdoor Stage. 🎶 Just remember, visiting Museums & Art Galleries is free, but any attempts at creating your own masterpieces could result in a ceramic massacre. 🕵️‍♂️

Step 3: For more info, visit www.FolkPotteryMuseum.com - we promise, the website won't judge your questionable taste in pottery. 😝

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07/17/2024

🖐🏼 Psst, hey you! Yes, you scrolling through Facebook like a covert ninja. 🕵️‍♂️

Don't be alarmed, but we are now officially The Hitman in Helen, GA - thanks, Zuckerberg!

🎁 Want your very own Hitman Token of Appreciation?

Just follow these sneaky steps: like our new page linked below👇, drop by in Helen to show us, and voila!

Or if you're not local, slide into our DMs for a customized Hitman's Guide. Let the spy games begin! 💼🤫

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Need these directions in plain, boring, English? Here’s your mission should you choose to accept it:

🖐🏼FOLLOW/LIKE OUR NEW PAGE: The Hitman

🕵️‍♂️FB will not allow us to change our name on this page so we are moving forward with our plan as the New Hitman in Helen!

🎁Get your very own Hitman Token of Appreciation:

Step 1️⃣: Like/follow us on our new page

Step 2️⃣: Stop in at the store in Helen, GA and show us you have done so on your mobile device.

Step 3️⃣: Grab your small token of our appreciation!

Not in Helen but still want to participate? 🕵️‍♂️ Send us a DM and The Hitman will create a🫰Hitman’s Guide for you/your company and post on our pages!

07/16/2024

Introducing the Hitman's Guide to Bloody Mary

Step 1: Want to get a taste of the deadliest drink in town? Head on over to the Tomato Fest & Bloody Mary Competition , where legal age patrons can "sample" all the blood-red concoctions for a nominal fee.

Step 2: Support your favorite restaurant and cast your vote for the "People's Choice" while enjoying live music - just don't forget your ID, folks! Get ready to strut your stuff on the River Walk and show off your tomato-tossing skills below the Hackney building.

Step 3: Market opens at 9 am.The Bloody Mary tent opens after the judging, so pace yourself - you don't want to end up floating down the river with a celery stick in hand! So gear up for a killer time on the River Walk and may the best Bloody Mary win!

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07/16/2024

The Hitman’s Guide to Murder Mystery

A Dance with Death is exactly what you’re gonna get at this Sock Hop Slaying. If this isn’t straight outta the Hitman’s Guidebook I don’t know what is! 🕵️ Join the Towns County Recreation/Community Center in Blairsville, GA, where murder lurks beneath the doo-wop beats of a 1950s sock hop. This ain’t your grandma’s dance party – it’s a killer event you won’t soon forget.

Picture this: 🕺you’re groovin’ on the dance floor, jivin' with your sweetie, when BAM! A party foul of epic proportions shatters the sock hop serenity. Now, it’s up to you and your table mates to turn detective 🧐 and unmask the slick operator who turned the prom into a crime scene.

Gather 'round, gumshoes. It’s time to trade clues, dig up dirt, and flush out the no-good nik who put the killer in catered dinner. 🥗This ain’t just a fun night out – it’s a mission to restore the rhythm and blues of this sock hop shindig.

But hey, don’t let the murder dampen your spirits. This night is still set to be swell, with laughter, dancing, and a few curveballs thrown your way. So dust off those poodle skirts and leather jackets, folks. It's time to step up, show off your sleuthing skills, and make sure justice rocks and rolls at this 1950s extravaganza. 🕺

Remember, this sock hop sleuthing isn’t just for kicks. By cracking the case, you’re helping provide much-needed support for abused and neglected children in foster care. So channel your inner detective, put on your best poker face, and let’s solve this crime in style. 😎

Get ready to razzle, dazzle, and figure out “who done it” in this whodunit with a twist. The stakes are high, the suspects are shady, and the fun is guaranteed. Let’s dance, dine, and decode our way to justice. Welcome to the Murder Mystery Dinner Theatre – where solving crimes is all in a night’s work! Get your tickets by going to www.enotahcasa.org and clicking on events.

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07/15/2024

The Hitman’s Guide to Time Travel

Step 1: You'll have a blast going back in time at Steve's Old Time Photo 📸 in Helen, GA - no DeLorean required! Whether you want to create your own legend, catch a glimpse of Bigfoot,👣 or just rock some vintage threads with your gang, this place has you covered for a time-hoppin' good time.

Step 2. With over 45 years of experience, 😎 Steve's is like the TARDIS of photo studios - small on the outside but endless possibilities inside. So grab your crew, strike a pose, and let the nostalgia flow as you transport yourself to a simpler time when feather boas and bowler hats were all the rage. 🎩

Step 3. Remember, folks: time flies when you're having fun, so why not make memories that'll last longer than a Snapchat filter? 🫰 Stop by Steve's Old Time Photos today and let your inner time traveler run wild - after all, who needs a flux capacitor when you've got a killer outfit and a camera 📷 ready to capture the magic of a bygone era!

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07/15/2024

The Hitman’s Guide to Playing a Mean Pinball.

Step 1: Welcome to the Georgia Pinball Museum, where you can play pinball machines older than your parents and still have a blast! You can flip and tilt your way through history on over 40 playable Pinball Machines – just don't tilt too hard, or you might end up in the "Tilt Zone" yourself!

Step 2: No need to bring a bag of quarters - just grab your $10 (or $7 for the little ones) and get ready to flip those flippers like a pro. And after you’ve had your fill of pinball wizardry, make sure to hit up our sister-location, Vertigo Pinball, for some craft beer and unique eats, because we believe in keeping the fun going even after the last ball drops.

Step 3: Remember, in Pinball and life, it's all about the skillful combination of finesse and brute force – so fling those balls like you mean it!

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07/13/2024

The Hitman’s Guide to Culture and Creativity.

Step 1: Looking to add a touch of finesse to your world domination plot? Head to the Helen Arts and Heritage Center ‘s Summer Arts Fine Crafts Festival on July 20th & 21st to shop for locally-made art, pottery, and crafts that are more eye-catching than a spy in a tuxedo.

Step 2: Watch artists in action all weekend, but be sure to keep your poker face on – their work might just inspire you to retire and become a full-time painter.

Step 3: So, grab your calendar, hide your secret weapon with care, and visit Helen GA for a festive market experience that'll make even the most stoic hitman crack a smile (or at least raise an eyebrow).

https://helenga.org/events/summerfest-arts-fine-crafts-festival



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07/13/2024

The Hitman’s Guide to Painting Like Bob Ross!

Step 1: Are you tired of your paintings 👨‍🎨 looking like they were done by a blindfolded toddler on a sugar rush? Ever wanted to blend colors 🎨 with the finesse of The Hitman? Look no further!

Step 2: At The Pieces painting studio blue ridge/ blairsville, a certified Bob Ross instructor 🧑‍🎨 will guide you through the mystical art of painting like the legend himself. Classes are so fun, they might just be a cover for an elaborate heist orchestrated by a master painter in disguise! 👨‍🎨

Step 3: So come on down, learn some painting skills, and who knows, you might just leave with more than just a pretty landscape to hang on your wall. Book a private event for you and your pals - Just remember, "There are no mistakes, only happy accidents" - just ask the Hitman! 🎨🕵️‍♂️🥳

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07/12/2024

Hitman's Guide to Going on Safari

So, you've decided to dive headfirst into the wilderness at the North Georgia Wildlife & Safari Park - Nogawild. Brace yourself for a journey filled with bumbling otters, 🦦 sassy honey badgers, 🦡 and more animals than you can shake a selfie stick at.

1. Pre-Safari Prep: Before you leave your comfort zone and venture into the wild, make sure you pack your sense of humor, a camera (for those "wild" Insta pics), and a healthy dose of courage for when the badgers start giving you side-eye. 👀

2. Behind the Safari Tour: Secure yourself a spot on the coveted Behind the Safari Tour this Saturday. This is your chance to get up close and personal with creatures that are far too fabulous for your average stroll in the park.
🕵️‍♂️ Hitman Pro Tip: Use promo code BTSafari25 for a discount because even homicidal hitmen appreciate a good deal.

3. Animal Encounters: Get ready to meet the stars of the show: honey badgers, 🦡 bison, 🦬 camels, 🐪 and more. Remember, these animals aren't just for show—they're living beings that demand your respect (and maybe a snack or two even if you're not feeling generous).

4. Interaction Tips: When face-to-face with a capybara or a zebra, 🦓 resist the urge to challenge them to a game of chess or offer relationship advice. Instead, focus on appreciating the unique beauty and charm of each animal. Oh, and maybe sneak a quick selfie when they're not looking.

5. Survival Strategy: If a honey badger 🦡 gives you attitude or a penguin 🐧 tries to steal your lunch, don't panic. Remember, you are a resilient, resourceful Hitman 🕵️‍♂️ with nerves of steel. Stand your ground, assert your dominance, and walk away with your pride intact (and hopefully all your limbs).

So there you have it, dear Hitman in search of adventure. Embrace the chaos of the safari, soak in the wonders of nature, and always keep an eye out for that next unexpected twist. With your sharp wit and killer instincts, you're sure to conquer the wild and emerge with stories that will have even the animals talking.

Best of luck on your safari escapade! 🦓🦁🐧

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07/12/2024

The Hitman’s Guide to Singing the Blues!

Step 1: Attention, aspiring blues singers! If you’re planning to belt out some blues at 2024 Blue Ridge Blues and BBQ Festival in Blue Ridge, GA, make sure to pack extra soul and a side of sass in your vocals - the audience will thank you later!

Step 2: Prepare your vocal cords to chime in during the epic blues lineup featuring Shannon York, William Bluesman Reed, The Crossroads Band, Ray Fuller, and Tee Dee Young. Just remember, no BBQ sauce stains on the microphone, please.

Step 3: Secure your spot at this rockin' event by snagging your tickets online before they sell out faster than a plate of BBQ at a family reunion - don't miss out on the chance to groove and grub in style!

Tickets available at: https://shorturl.at/nW4Gn 🎶🎤🔥

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07/12/2024

The Hitman’s Guide to Goat Yoga!

Step 1: Welcome to the bizarre, yet oddly charming world of 🐐 Goat Yoga at Rhatigan Family Farms in Blairsville, Ga, where downward dog meets playful kid. In this one-of-a-kind experience, you'll strike a pose beside your furry new yoga buddy, 🧘‍♂️ as they nibble on your mat and perhaps climb on your back in search of inner peace and a good stretch - or maybe just a fun time!

Step 2: Remember, the key to mastering this unique practice is to remain zen amidst the adorable chaos because, hey, who can resist doing yoga with a mischievous goat by your side? Join the herd every 🗓️ Sunday at 1:00 PM for some laughter, relaxation, and, of course, a bunch of happy kids who are always ready to show you the ropes - or at least nibble them.

Step 3: ✍️ Sign up online at Rhatiganfarms.com under the goat yoga tab, and get ready for a fun-filled yoga session that's guaranteed to make your heart grow a size bigger, just like the Grinch - but with more bleats and giggles! 🤭

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07/11/2024

The Hitman’s Guide to Being a Cowboy!

Step 1. Howdy, partner! 🤠 To navigate the wild world of being a cowboy like a pro, remember to tip your hat, not your holster, at Cowboys & Angels Restaurant and Bar Helen, GA where they serve a "Taste of Southern Class" that might just make you forget you're not riding a horse to work.

Step 2. When wrangling cattle 🐄 or rustling up some good grub, always keep in mind that being a cowboy isn't just about the hat, boots, and spurs - it's about embracing that warm Southern hospitality that gives y'all the grit to ride through any stampede. 🐎

Step 3. So take a hit then mosey on down to Cowboys & Angels where you can trade in your lasso for a fork and dig into some good ol' Southern charm that'll have you saying "yeehaw" before you even finish your first plate. 🤠

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07/11/2024

Stop in and say hello in Helen, Georgia.

07/10/2024

The Hitman’s Guide to Striking it Rich!

Step 1: Take a lesson in gold panning from the pros at the Consolidated Gold Mine near Helen GA – they'll show you how to spot gold like a pro, or at least better than your Tinder date.

Step 2: Take a hit and then get your hands dirty and try your luck at striking it rich – who knows, you might find enough gold nuggets to finally pay off that crippling student loan debt.

Step 3: After the thrill of gold panning, switch gears and get your gemstone grub on with the family at the mine’s water-powered flume boxes – because nothing says Hitman family bonding like fighting over a shiny rock.

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07/10/2024

Step 1: Get ready to bring the 👻 BOO with Hell in Helen Casting Calls 🧟– it's like a job fair, but for ghosts! If you're over 18, you can scare souls as an actor, or keep the spooky in check as security. 👮‍♂️

Step 2: Under 18? No problem! Become a master of make-up or charm the afterlife as a guest relations guru 💀. Intern positions are up for grabs, so unleash your inner specter at 115 Escowee Dr in Helen – just follow the trail of screams to the Fun Factory, and remember to dress to impress the undead! 🧟‍♀️

Step 3: No experience needed – It’s all about scaring the socks off unsuspecting visitors and we'll teach you how to haunt like a pro. Questions? Dial 706-949-2149, but beware, you may get ghosted! 🧟‍♂️

UPDATE: Just in case you missed your chance, there's a ROUND 2!! The second round of casting calls for Helen's New Haunted house! Friday, July 26th begins at 6:30! Saturday July 27th at 5:30!

Positions are limited! Hit up the location above and look for the Casting Call signs!
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07/09/2024

The Hitman’s Guide to Traveling the World!

Step 1. Welcome, aspiring Hitman travelers! When jet-setting to exotic locales for a Wine and Dine Around the World event at Vincent’s Coppertop Restaurant and Pub in Blairsville, GA, remember to pack your refined taste buds and a robust sense of adventure.

Step 2: Ensure your reservation is locked in tighter than a vault, as the stakes are high when indulging in Chef's imaginative menu paired with exclusive wines from Santorini, to France, to Greece to New Zealand and beyond!

Step 3: Prepare for a culinary journey that will have you savoring each bite as if it were your last - after all, your target is the impeccable dining experience itself!

Grab your ticket and let’s go! But don’t wait too long, reservation are required, seats ARE limited and the night will FLY BY!

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