Itim NA Anghel

03/09/2012

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03/09/2012

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22/01/2012

mga ate mga kuya,,,
kung pwede nman po po pakilike ng page na 2
>>>> http://www.facebook.com/Anghel48

Organization

05/11/2011

I just got my Credits.. Don't miss this opportunity http://2000-freefacebookcredits.blogspot.com/

14/10/2011

(Before MARRIAGE)

BOY: Sa wakas! hindi na ako makapaghintay..
GIRL: Gusto mo ba akong umalis?
BOY: Nagbibiro ka ba? syempre hindi!.. GIRL: Kaya mo ba akong halikan?
BOY: Oo naman! Kung may pagkakataon..
GIRL: Sasaktan mo ba ako?
BOY: Hindi!
GIRL: Mapagkakatiwalaan ba kita?
BOY: Oo naman! Ako pa!
GIRL: Ipagpapalit mo ba ako sa iba??
BOY: Of course not!
GIRL: Mahal mo ba talaga ako?
BOY: "YES!"
GIRL: Darling. :">

(After marriage..)
Basahin mula baba pataas.

14/10/2011

luma na pero nakakatawa nmn hehe

BOY: Hayop ka! ginawa mo akong tau-tauhan sa sakahan! Pero saohd ko hindi tumaas! kung mamatay ako sino magpakain sa pamilya ko IKAW???

AMO: Inglisin mo para taasan ko sahod mo!..
BOY: Animal you! Person-person me in the farm, my salary did not climb! If I die who will eat my family YOU??

07/10/2011

TNX po SA MGA NAG LIKE,,

07/10/2011

Marami Jokes dito kuha ka ►http://www.facebook.com/Anghel48
Pag binato ka ng bato,

batuhin mo ng bulaklak para sweet.

Pero isama mo yung paso para may impact! ;)
Pag binato ka ng bato,

batuhin mo ng bulaklak para sweet.

Pero isama mo yung paso para may impact! ;)

Organization

30/09/2011

Sa presinto…
PULIS: Ano ang itsura ng suspek?
SAKSI: Naka-orange po siya at dilaw ang buhok.
ARTIST: (gumuhit) Bossing, hindi natin kayang hulihin ‘to…
PULIS: Bakit?
ARTIST: Dilaw raw ang buhok at naka-orange… Kung hindi si Naruto, si Son Goku ‘to!

30/09/2011

TEACHER: Ok class, our lesson for today is about planets, earth is the 3rd planet from the sun. Now what is next to MERCURY?

PEDRO: Parang 7ELEVEN po yata mam! Hindi ko po sure ha, minsan kasi MINISTOP katabi nun.

30/09/2011

A teacher asks her students what they want to be when they grow up. :
Kiko: I want to be a lawyer!
Juan: I want to be a doctor!
Nene: I want to be a mother!
Teacher: How about you, Juan?
Juan: I want to help Nene! :D

30/09/2011

NAGTANIM SI JUAN, NG MAPANSIN NI PEDRO NA WALA NAMAN BUTO NA TINATANIM SI JUAN…

PEDRO: Juan, tanga ka! Wala ka naman tinatanim ah?

JUAN: Mas tanga ka!! Seedless ito! SEEDLESS!

hahah.. basag si PEDRO!**

30/09/2011

Girl: if we get married, stop smoking.

Boy: okay.

Girl: drinking too...
Boy: okay.

Girl: and going to clubs at night.

Boy: okay.

Girl: What else can you stop?

Boy: the idea of marrying you, i guess.

30/09/2011

JUAN: Nawawala misis ko!
TELLER: Bangko po ito. Hindi 'to police station.
JUAN: Sorry ha? Sa sobrang tuwa ko, di ko na alam kanino ko iki-kwento! =))

30/09/2011

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
JUAN : “HIJKLMNO! “!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
JUAN : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
hahahahahaha ^_^

-home alone:(

30/09/2011

teacher: oky class review muna tayo s past lesson ntin.
tanong,sino si jose rizal?
stupident: ???
teacher: again sino c JOSE RIZAL?
stupident1: ma’am d po nmin un kilala!.. juan:ma’am classm8 po b nmin xa?
pedro: bobo, baka s kabilang section un!
teacher: badtrip!sige change the topic!
tanong sino pumatay kay magellan?
stupident: ma’am d po kami sure kng si lapu lapu nga!
teacher: o bakit nman?
juan: kasi sb po ng tatay ko masama daw po ang mambintang ng kapwa kng d mo nman daw nkita ang totoo!

29/09/2011

BOY: Matalino kaba ?

GIRL: Oo nman Bakit ?

BOY: Sige nga sagutin mo ko. :">

29/09/2011

TEACHER: class sino s tingin nyo ang pinakatangang babae sa mundo? ..(ngtaas ng kamay si juan!)
TEACHER:yes,juan stand up!
JUAN:para po sa akin si eba po ang pinakatangang babae e pano b naman ksi....nakita nya n ngang hubo't hubad si adan ......
,,,apple pa ang sinubo.!!!!...
TANGA,TANGA ツ