10/02/2025
Queenslander Tony Dunk landed four superb rainbows at dawn today, the second day of his Rotorua fishing holiday with me. When I asked what happened to two others he hooked, he explained that they didn't get away, "They let go!" Only an Aussie could come up with that one, rather like a Tasmanian lady years ago who dropped four fish on the Ngongotaha stream and told me, "Oh no Harvey, they did not get away, they were wet releases." Tony certainly got into full swing today, leaving me fishless, depressed, disgraced and despairing. He's been rubbing it in ever since, so I made him buy me breakfast, pancakes, banana, bacon, cream, maple syrup and coffee. That helped.