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12/10/2024

3 people who are very difficult to advise in life; a man with money, a woman in love, and an African mother following a prophet.😂😂

She got drunk and sent a message to her boss late at night, asking for an adult video. Unexpectedly, the boss showed up ...
10/10/2024

She got drunk and sent a message to her boss late at night, asking for an adult video. Unexpectedly, the boss showed up at her door in the middle of the night and said, "There's no movie, but I can give you a live demonstration."
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"Have you ever had s*x, Bethany? It's amazing, you should sleep with a handsome guy while you're still young! Or, you can always 'play' with yourself. Don't be shy. I highly recommend dabbling in p**n while you're at it."
Bethany Holt, away on a business trip and having had a little wine, lay in her hotel bed, on the verge of drifting off to sleep. However, as soon as she closed her eyes, the words of her best friend, Aimee Bates, replayed in her mind.

In a month, she would turn twenty-six-and in all her years on this earth, she never had a boyfriend. She hadn't even kissed a man yet, let alone have s*x.

It wasn't the first time Aimee had suggested it, but today, Bethany suddenly felt an inexplicable desire awakening inside of her-perhaps due to the copious amounts of alcohol she had partaken.

Bethany sat up in bed as this strange, new feeling grew unbearable. Subconsciously, she licked her dry lips and grabbed her phone.

Having taken out her contact lenses, her vision was blurred and she couldn't see the screen clearly, but when she saw the familiar surname of her best friend, she tapped on it and sent her a message.

"Send me p**n recommendations. I'm in the mood to watch something dirty."

Seconds later, she received a reply. "?"

Bethany frowned and, still drunk, joked, "Don't play ignorant! Either send me p**n or send me a hot guy. I'm in Room 1501."

She even playfully added a kiss emoji at the end.

After hitting send, Bethany waited expectantly for a reply, only to be met with crickets. Just as she was about to get out of bed for some water, the doorbell suddenly rang.

She didn't think too much of it and walked right over. After all, Aimee wouldn't actually send a man to her room in the middle of the night, would she?

As soon as she opened the door, Bethany went as stiff as a board.

"Mr. Bates?"

He seemed to have just taken a shower. His short hair was still dripping wet, and he was wearing nothing but a black silk robe, exposing several dark numbers on his sunken collarbone.

Bethany could clearly see his well-defined abdominal muscles, disappearing into a defined V-line.

Because of his tall and strong frame, he towered over her and practically blocked the doorway.

His handsome face was partially obscured in the darkness, his eyes no longer as indifferent and detached as usual. Instead, he looked like a hungry beast, staring at its prey.

"Mr. Bates, what can I do for-"

Before she could finish her sentence, she felt a pair of big hands grabbing the back of her head. The next second, she felt his rough lips pressed against hers.

Bethany could taste the sickly sweetness of wine on his tongue.

Before she could understand what was happening, she was thrown on the bed and the man climbed on top of her. She was wearing a white nightdress, which further ignited the man's desire.

It was obvious that Jonathan Bates was drunk. Otherwise, why would the CEO of Ensson Corporation come to a lowly assistant's hotel room?

Bethany's first instinct was to fight back, but all of a sudden, she stopped struggling. It was her first time being with a man.

Her alcohol-addled brain started to consider that maybe sleeping with such a handsome, rich, and powerful one would be a good thing.

Jonathan wouldn't remember who she was, just like how he didn't remember that they were seat mates in junior high for nearly a year.

As a low-level assistant at the company, Bethany rarely crossed paths with their CEO. No one would ever believe that she had slept with him.

After mulling over it for a few seconds, she finally plucked up the courage to wrap her arms around his neck in the moonlight.

Chapter 2 The Duality Of Jonathan Bates
In the wee hours of the morning, Bethany woke up to find the man next to her still fast asleep, his strong arms wrapped around her in a firm embrace. He was so close that his steady breath tickled her neck, making it hard for her to lie still.

She stirred slightly, only to feel a stinging pain between her legs, sobering her up completely. As her drunkenness dissipated, clarity returned.

Oh, God! What had she done? She had slept with her boss!

Eyes wide as saucers, Bethany held her breath and carefully extricated herself from his arms. Without a moment to lose, she quickly got dressed, packed her things, and ran to the hotel's front desk to check into another room.

Wondering what the hell happened last night, she checked her phone and found that the dirty texts she had sent hadn't gone to her best friend, Aimee Bates.

No, she had mistakenly texted someone else who had the same surname-Jonathan Bates, her boss and CEO of Ensson Corporation.

A few years ago, at a junior high school reunion, the class monitor had created a chat group and asked everyone.

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A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you a...
03/09/2024

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. Love and share to someone else to know this. If it's true

follow up with Natural family planning

But what?😂🤣
24/08/2024

But what?😂🤣

24/08/2024

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. Love and share to someone else to know this. If it's true

follow up with Natural family planning

A Rat Swallowed A Diamond. The Owner Of The Diamond Contacted A Man To Kill It.When The Rat Hunter Arrived, There Were M...
24/08/2024

A Rat Swallowed A Diamond. The Owner Of The Diamond Contacted A Man To Kill It.

When The Rat Hunter Arrived, There Were More Than 1000 Rats Bunched Up And One Sitting By Itself Away From The Rest. He Spotted & Killed The One Sitting By Itself & To The Owners Surprise, It Was The One That Had Swallowed The Diamond.

The Amazed Owner Of The Diamond Asked, "How Did You Know It Was That Rat?" He Responded Very Easy, When Idiõts Get Rich, They Don't Mix With Others.

-- Chinua Achebe

Funny African ProverbsWhen a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya ProverbIt is only a stupid c...
30/06/2024

Funny African Proverbs

When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb

It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb

No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb

The a**s doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South-African Proverb

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb

A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb

No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb

It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the sc***um- Ghanaian Proverb

If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the a**s should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb

The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb

An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb - Ghanaian Proverb

The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay - Nigerien Proverb

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there - Ugandan Proverb

There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb

The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. - Ugandan Proverb

A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - Guinean Proverb

He who goes to sleep with an itching a**s wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb
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Davido’s best friend whom is base in Atlanta, USA 🇺🇸 is seriously in need of a wife.He says you can drop your applicatio...
30/06/2024

Davido’s best friend whom is base in Atlanta, USA 🇺🇸 is seriously in need of a wife.

He says you can drop your application if you are interested.

07/06/2024

Dear Ladies,

Before you go for ur hookup this weekend, remember to send to ur family the Address, phone number, picture of the man you're having the business with.

07/06/2024

A young girl suited his grandma for refusing to pay her her money.

Someone will bless you financially first thing tomorrow morning 🙏
07/06/2024

Someone will bless you financially first thing tomorrow morning 🙏

10/03/2024

Na this period for Bible the prodigal son go back to him papa house oo🙄🙄

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