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03/09/2024

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. Love and share to someone else to know this. If it's true

follow up with Natural family planning

24/08/2024

But what?😂🤣

24/08/2024

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. Love and share to someone else to know this. If it's true

follow up with Natural family planning

24/08/2024

A Rat Swallowed A Diamond. The Owner Of The Diamond Contacted A Man To Kill It.

When The Rat Hunter Arrived, There Were More Than 1000 Rats Bunched Up And One Sitting By Itself Away From The Rest. He Spotted & Killed The One Sitting By Itself & To The Owners Surprise, It Was The One That Had Swallowed The Diamond.

The Amazed Owner Of The Diamond Asked, "How Did You Know It Was That Rat?" He Responded Very Easy, When Idiõts Get Rich, They Don't Mix With Others.

-- Chinua Achebe

30/06/2024

Funny African Proverbs

When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb

It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb

No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb

The a**s doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South-African Proverb

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb

A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb

No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb

It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the sc***um- Ghanaian Proverb

If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the a**s should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb

The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb

An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb - Ghanaian Proverb

The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay - Nigerien Proverb

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there - Ugandan Proverb

There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb

The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. - Ugandan Proverb

A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - Guinean Proverb

He who goes to sleep with an itching a**s wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb
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30/06/2024

Davido’s best friend whom is base in Atlanta, USA 🇺🇸 is seriously in need of a wife.

He says you can drop your application if you are interested.

07/06/2024

Dear Ladies,

Before you go for ur hookup this weekend, remember to send to ur family the Address, phone number, picture of the man you're having the business with.

07/06/2024

A young girl suited his grandma for refusing to pay her her money.

07/06/2024

Someone will bless you financially first thing tomorrow morning 🙏

10/03/2024

Na this period for Bible the prodigal son go back to him papa house oo🙄🙄

09/03/2024

If you haven't do this that means you don't need any one of all this 4 things

Bay leaf is one of the most powerful herbs to attract this 4 things

Just get your bay leaf 4 pieces right this world on top of it pray with it and put it at the 4 edge of your house 🏠 and watch success, prosperity, favour, money locate you

This is a simple assessment but very powerful
Will rise by lifting others .
Share to get to other .

09/03/2024

Make una rest

05/03/2024

The fact that I Love Noodles, does'nt mean I should buy it at that rate 1k, I will not, except some one bought it for me without My knowledge😆... After all na fufu be My Favourites 😂

06/02/2024

It seems life is much sweeter in the village than town .

27/12/2023

Cut a lemon into four pieces and put it in your room 🍋
Only polite members say thank you 🙏
Full recipe in the first comment 💬👀

27/12/2023

Some men vs me

27/12/2023

If me and you find 81million on the road what will you do with your own 1 million?? 🙄🤔

27/12/2023

I once experience it 😂🤣😂

07/12/2023

somebody just received $3 million dollars as a gift from someone. the lucky ones will still receive before this month end, while the unlucky one's hardly received help, some won't receive until dey die.
life no balance

07/12/2023

Dear Men,

A woman who doesn't listen to you does not belong to you.
A woman who doesn't take corrections from you;
a woman who doesn't take instructions from you;
a woman who doesn't take direction from you;

That woman is condescending and arrogant. She thinks she's doing you a favor by being in a relationship with you.
That woman thinks she's better than you and she deserves to be with someone who's better than you, richer than you, more successful than you.
That woman is disrespectful; always arguing with you; always creating unnecessary drama; giving you no peace because she wants to prove a point.
That woman loves materials for trade. she will humiliate you and abandon you. So, stop trying to change her.
That woman will ruin you.

Run when you still can.

06/12/2023

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06/12/2023

I've received 100 reactions to my posts in the past 30 days. Thanks for your support. 🙏🤗🎉

05/12/2023

Never let them know the COW that gives you milk.If you do,they might not only stop the flow of the milk,they might poison the cow as well.

Privacy is power

02/12/2023

Dear God: Please remind everyone reading this that 2024 will be their year of MORE! MORE peace, MORE healing, MORE breakthroughs in Jesus name.

02/12/2023

I thought my problems are worse until I met a friend who is still paying a wedding loan even after divorce 😫😭😒

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