03/09/2013
Roddy MacSporran, a chip supper swigging numpty from Kilmarnock who organises some sort of whisky festival or competition or some s**t like that said:
“.... I was on that big gay forum of theirs on facebook the other night, some French guy with a fu**in moustache was all like ‘this Samaroli Isle Of Jura 1966 is just so beautiful, I think its almost better than the Ord 1962 Bouquet’ some fu**in pish right and I was like, if you love it so much why don’t you marry your big fu**in gay whisky. But then there was like pure hunners o comments underneath it, they were all giving it like ‘I love it too’, ‘have you tried the Glenugie’ pure pish like. What’s more I can prove they don’t know what they’re on about, turns out this Samaroli dude is fu**in Italian, they dinnae fu**in make whisky in Italy, everybody knows that like. By the way, have you tried this new Auchenbowie Irn Bru finish, it’s fu**in bonzer like!”
*Taken from Whiskysponge - too funny to pass up
Salute to Silvano Samaroli!
