Colin Duck Grocers

12/05/2023

Managed to scrape together some pennies for more stock this week......

Despite the recent efforts of certain village idiots bad mouthing us on Facebook, the shop is very much still in business. We recently obtained a brand new business credit card from the bank, and once the pin number finally arrived in the mail to join it after the bank holiday weekends, I finally ma...

08/04/2023

A response to certain malicious local gossipy t***s who have pi**ed us off

It came to our attention lastnight that a certain local malicious gossipy gobsh*te was talking smack about our small family owned business on The Real Whitby Facebook Group. A Response from Colin Duck himself to the 2 people who pi**ed him off the most when I showed him a print out of the post: To

06/09/2022

Been getting some more stuff back in (still a load more to get)

The Latest Products Added at Colin Duck Grocers in Ruswarp, near Whitby, North Yorkshire on 1st and 5th September 2022.

18/01/2022

Our ability to accept payments via Debit Card / Credit Card / Contactless smartphones should return to normal today (Tuesday 18th Jan).

Also we should have our first re-stock of the new year arrive probably during the last 60-90mins of business on Wednesday 19th (not sure why i'm bothering the amount of horn honking + verbal abuse from impatient morons the last few cash & carry trips when I've been parked outside trying to unload the bloody car)

17/01/2022

No Card Sales Today due to Phoneline Problems
Cash Sales Only

Broadband started going caput Friday night.... currently reduced to a trickle of 1280kbps

Landline phone won't make outgoing calls..... Card Machine wasn't working during last couple of hours of business Saturday...

16/10/2021

16/05/2021

Most recent trip to the Cash & Carry has seen the addition of "Sharp's Doom Bar" + "Marston's Old Empire IPA" added to our range of bottled beers to see how they go.

Still also regularly available: Theakston Old Peculier, Black Sheep Ale + Timothy Taylor's Landlord.

We've also still got a load of pack's of Heineken 0.0% to get shot of.

02/04/2021

We're open as normal during Good Friday + Easter.

We've also got some Botham's Hot Cross Buns in stock.