01/07/2023
Hi everyone,
On Thursday we were robbed by the infamous duck lipped bandit & it’s gummy jaw sidekick.
The gummy jaw kept the oblivious moron on the till (me 🤦🏻♂️) distracted with his fascination with whiskey bottles when in fact a fascination with a toothbrush & toothpaste would’ve been more realistic otherwise we wouldn’t have been as suspicious.
If they were stealing essentials for their baby we wouldn’t have been as bothered but as you can all see no essentials were stolen. Any other businesses please lookout for these two bandits as you could be next!