
01/04/2025
🚨NEW SHIP JUST DROPPED🚨
We did it. We’ve gone full pirate.
There’s a new vessel in the Pirate’s Grog fleet—and she’s an absolute weapon. All sails, no brakes, and rum in the cargo hold.
Problem is… she doesn’t have a name.
So we need your help. 💬
Drop your best ship name in the comments below.
We’re thinking somewhere between The Rummy Dodger and Sea Señorita.
But honestly, we trust your judgement more than ours. Which is saying something.
Go on then—name our ship and make her infamous. (Or at least mildly amusing.)