The Scouse Bird Shop - L1

Forget roses, this mug says it all 💘☕️ Perfect for the one who’s the gravy to yer chips, the Jammy to yer Dodger, the love of yer life. 😍 scousebirdshop.com/collections/valentines

Still making Christmas decorations in January – are these people late shoppers or just ridiculously organised early ones? Who knows. 🎄 And before anyone says anything about the pink crocs, don’t. They’re part of my very sophisticated “slip-on slipper system” to keep the mud out of the office. Practicality over style – it’s a vibe, OK? 😌

No more faffing with flipping reeds and getting oil everywhere – these magic flower diffusers do the job without the mess! 🌸 The scent throw is next level and they’re only £7.50. Absolute bargain. Your gaff’s gonna smell unreal! 🏡✨

Get that boujee holiday vibe without even leaving the house ✨ Our new Dubai Air Freshener and Spanish Magic Flower Diffuser will have your gaff smelling like pure luxury – think 5-star hotels, designer shops, and that boss life you deserve. Whether you’re freshening up your car, your bedroom, or the whole house, this scent is gonna turn heads (and noses). Go ‘ed, treat yourself. You’re basically in Dubai already. Shop Now scousebirdshop.com/collections/spanish-cleaning #DubaiVibes #LuxuryScent #ScouseBoujee #HomeGoals #FreshAF

Who needs a plane ticket when you’ve got our new Dubai Air Freshener and Reed Diffuser? ✨ One spray and BOOM – your gaff smells like pure luxury. Think expensive hotels, designer shops, and that ‘just stepped off a private jet’ vibe. Perfect for your car, your house, or anywhere that needs a touch of boujee. Get yours now – scousebirdshop.com/collections/spanish-cleaning before they’re gone! #SmellTheLuxury #DubaiDreams #BoujeeOnABudget #FreshToDeath #HomeFragranceGoals

Get on it! 🛒✨ Subscriptions are now available for all the home smellies, Spanish cleaning gear, and those life-saving Inside Out hangover prevention drinks. No more last-minute dashes—just automatic deliveries and boss savings. Sorted! 🙌 #FreshHouseFreshLife #NoMoreHangovers #Sorted #SmellLikeSpain

BEFORE I WENT ON HOLIDAY AND AFTER I PACKED THE ORDERS THAT CAME THROUGH WHILE I WAS AWAY. This is how many diaries went to their new homes in just 10 days. I closed on the 2nd and reopened on the 13th. I always order a couple of hundred extra for people to grab later in the year as academic diaries, but I’ve never had this few left at this point – they’re still flying out at nearly a box a day. If you’re one of those who keeps thinking, “Oh, I need to sort that!!” – please do it now, while there’s still a chance! Once they’re gone, they’re gone. ✍️📖 #DiaryGoals #OrganisedChaos

The Scouse Bird Diary isn’t just for keeping on top of your life admin anymore… it’s got a brand-new Reading Log! 📚✨ On me hols I was like a woman possessed—reading at 2am, getting up early to read more, absolutely flying through books so I could log them. One was technically a novella, but that still counts, right? 👀 There’s space for 52 books—one a week—so why not swap the endless scrolling and Netflix binges for getting lost in some dead good stories this year? 💅 Trashy holiday reads, thrillers, or proper tearjerkers—whatever floats your boat. Let’s see who smashes the full 52 this year! #ScouseBirdDiary #ReadingLogGoals #ReadMoreBooks #HolidayReads #SelfCareSorted

Back from me hols to 200+ orders and about 8 million emails chasing them up, slight exaggeration but you get me. Bear with me while I catch up—your orders will be sorted before you can say where’s me parcel (again). Cheers for your patience, la! #SmallBizLife #BackToReality #BearWithMe

Me sister-in-law asked me what these were, and honestly, life-changing doesn’t even cover it. 🧼✨ If your hoover stinks worse than your gym trainees, these scented disks are the cure. Just pop one under the filter, in the bag, or in the cylinder, and you’re sorted. Makes the house smell boss and suddenly, cleaning doesn’t feel like a punishment. 🙌 #CleanHouseCleanMind #SmellsUnreal

Last box of green pistachio diaries just opened. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. No restocks, no sneaky extras hiding anywhere. Don’t miss your chance to grab this gorgeous colour 💚 #LastChance #PistachioDreams #StationeryAddict

Well, you’ve absolutely smashed it for me! I set meself a target of 7 diaries by midnight, and thanks to you, I’ve shifted 60+! Honestly, you’ve blown me away – I’m made up. Now the pressure’s on for next year, isn’t it? Gonna have to up me game to top this – so cheers for keeping me on me toes! If you missed out, the diaries are still on sale with up to 30% off, and you can still use the exclusive code DIARYNEWS for an extra 10% off. Don’t say I don’t look after you! You’re all absolute legends – ta so much for your support! ❤️