Nick's Variety

11/12/2024

A free Sailor Jerry cup for anyone who can identify where I yoinked this elephant graphic from.
Tag them below so they can sue me.

11/10/2024

“Smoke em’ if you got em,
Because we’re on our way to S***m,
It’s a bottomless pit of tit’s”

11/05/2024

Nothing says “I LOVE STICKERS” like buying stickers!
Don’t ever stick them though because you might find a better place in the future.
Best to buy multiples.

10/22/2024

During the Great Depression, glass companies anticipated a shift in the market. They knew that people would no longer have the disposable income to buy expensive glassware, so they adjusted their processes. The glassware became less ornate, simpler, and stronger. They also added color to make it more cheerful, as bright colors can truly help fight sadness. In some cases, they gave the glassware away as promotional items with food and other goods.

I like the look of much of this glassware. It’s simple, strong, and colorful. Often, art and design become more brutal during times of hardship, relying on simple or geometric, easily repeatable patterns.
I like this a lot as this feeds into our desire to hunker down, bear the pain of life, and endure hard times. This desire is as strong as our urge to follow flights of fancy and act on whims. Both can negatively affect your life if done at the wrong time.

10/19/2024

I just posted this with a giant write up but IG didn’t post it because it’s a garbage platform so I guess I’ll post this again and hopefully this will push the previous post through like a second coin in a coin slot.

10/19/2024

First I take craft supplies and lower their value by combining them in an off-putting manner.
Second I convince you that it’s better to have a hand drawn something the a printed anything.

10/15/2024

Exclusive 1 of 1 prints from artist friends.
11” x 14”
A special thanks to for letting me make a print of one of her self portraits.
I don’t have a large following and things aren’t flying off the shelves yet but she still helped me out and took a chance on me.
Thanks buds.
Reach out if you’re an artist and would potentially like to make an exclusive print for the shop.

10/10/2024

The site has far more glassware than adult stuff, although these posts make it seem otherwise.

10/09/2024

10/08/2024

Trying to earn my “smut peddle” badge.

10/07/2024

Early Thanksgiving day post.

10/06/2024

It’s almost winter yet there are HOT BABES EVERYWHERE at www.NicksVariety.com

10/04/2024

Executive 1: “Alright, we need a name for these large format images we’re working on. Something the younger crowd will think is cool. Ideas?”

Creative Director: “How about… Imageys?”

Executive 2: “Mmm, no.”

Designer 1: “What about Jumble Jams?”

Executive 1: “Why?”

Creative Director: “It’s fun, right?”

Executive 2: “No… Big Pictures Direct from the Factory?”

Executive 1: “Why is Jim from Shipping here?”

Designer 2: “How about Throw Ups?”

Creative Director: “That’s… gross.”

Designer 1: “Billyboards?”

Executive 2: “Meh.”

Designer 3: “Postrs?”

Executive 1: “That’s a bit too ahead of its time.”

Creative Director: “Let’s just keep it simple—call them Posters. Adding ‘ers’ to the end of names is really hip right now.”

Executive 2: “Yeah, it’s cute enough for the girls and tough enough for the boys. Let’s go with that.”

10/02/2024

Almost anything can be considered offensive.
Almost any shirt that covers your arms can be considered a T - Shirt.

10/01/2024

09/28/2024

Human communication has reached a level where a couple intersecting lines can get you laid, bond your family or have you killed.
We did it!

09/27/2024

Promo codes.

09/26/2024

Decor is simply and objectively with no purpose.