Ettalong Beach Tobacconist

07/06/2024

White pilchards/bait
Back in stock
$4.95 a bag

07/06/2024

Long weekend opening hours
Sat 8am-6pm
Sun 8am-5pm
Mon 8am-4pm

05/06/2024

Champs report continues

05/06/2024

Champs report
**NSFW**
Contains strong language
Origin edition

03/06/2024

**Fantales sale**
50% off all sizes.
Only while stocks last!

03/06/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉

John Harnetty, Kym Kelleher, Jeff Tomlin, Jakob Barnes

03/06/2024

Seems like the ones who forgot their tips were beat off this week 🤣🤣🤣
Including me!!!

03/06/2024

Gawndy13 still on top of our tipping comp even without picking a game correct on the weekend.

03/06/2024

The sharks have been knocked off but Rabbitohs still sit in last.
How’s your team going?

30/05/2024

Champs report **NSFW**
Contains strong language
Origin time

30/05/2024

We are going live today at 2:30pm.
Tune in live to check out our NRL merch giveaway!!!

28/05/2024

We have a couple of favourites back in stock!
Reese's and Takis
Come get them!

27/05/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉

Krystan Burgess, Kym Kelleher

27/05/2024

Did anyone see that result coming?

It was a shock Shark shellacking on Saturday night... are they just keeping top spot warm for another team? 😬

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27/05/2024

Best this week was 6/8.
With top of the week Kansas only getting 3 with the joker round.

27/05/2024

Gawndy13 still looking good even after getting only half the games correct this week.
A few upsets made it a hard round for everyone.
Which was the biggest upset this week?

27/05/2024

Sharks are still sitting on top despite the weekends performance.
Tag a South’s fan to let them know they are still on the bottom

26/05/2024

Didn’t think I’d see the day!

24/05/2024

Amy Magee, where are you?
We still have your Central Coast Mariners finger to pick up before the grand final.

🎉🎉🎉Giveaway time. 🎉🎉🎉
Mariners are minor premiers and play this Saturday at central coast stadium to make the Grand Final.
Tag 2 friends on this post to go in the draw to win the giant finger (see pic).
Entries close 8am Friday 17/5/24.
Drawn at midday 17/5/24.
Prize must be picked up during business hours.

24/05/2024

Who else enjoyed the game last night?

24/05/2024

Produced some magic results

23/05/2024

Champs report

**NSFW** contains strong language

23/05/2024

Is this on point?
Or can you make some additions?

The witticisms ‘God’s waiting room’ and ‘the world’s only above-ground cemetery’ have been co-opted to describe numerous retirement towns, but were originally coined by comedian Spike Milligan for the Central Coast geriatric camp of Woy Woy.

Despite his insults, the Indian-born Anglo-Irishman is celebrated as a deity in Woy Woy, as the only person of note ever to pay any attention to the town. In a sort of mass-scale Stockholm syndrome, Woy Woy honours its tormentor with a permanent exhibition at the local library, and formerly, an annual festival. Milligan also has a bridge named after him in the town, after Woy Woy took literally his suggestion that they ‘build a bridge and get over it’. Fittingly, Woy Woy’s only celebrity was not even a resident, but was a frequent visitor, as the illiterate cultural wasteland was the ideal place for a writer trying to escape attention. At the time, not only did Woy Woyans not know who Spike Milligan was, they didn’t even know what a book was - half of which remains the case.

Sadly, the comatose, coffin-dodger paradise that Milligan knew is fast disappearing as property developers and hipsters alike invade at a great rate, replacing all of the derelict weatherboard and fibro shacks with apartment blocks, multi-storey mansions, New Age shops peddling bu****it for post-menopausal hippies, and pretentious cafes that serve soup in teapots. Even the prince of put-downs himself would be hard-pressed to sum up the bona fide bastion of w**k that Woy Woy has become. The town is still part of the Centrelink Coast however, so there’s still a decent chance of getting beaten up at a train station, shopping centre or yoga class. Get bashed while you still can!

23/05/2024

Going live at 5pm

20/05/2024

⚠️⚠️Deal of the week⚠️⚠️
NRL Heritage bottle openers
Normally $10, this week $6 (until 26/5/24)
Show this post to receive discount

20/05/2024

nbsportsfan had a cracker of a joker round.
Mark wasn’t far off pick up the perfect round.
Was it the Wahs that stumped you this week?

20/05/2024

Gawndy13 has solidified top spot with another good round.
Which team ruined your perfect round this week?

20/05/2024

The Raiders are moving up!
Where’s your team sitting?