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💀🧼 Where the dirty work happens.Welcome to my bone-cleaning station — part garden shed, part mortuary lab. Buckets, bins...
02/07/2025

💀🧼 Where the dirty work happens.

Welcome to my bone-cleaning station — part garden shed, part mortuary lab. Buckets, bins, blades, and a whole lot of patience.
If it smells weird in here… good. That means it’s working.

From flesh to finish — this is where bones get reborn.

🧠 27 ¾ inches.That was the circumference of this boy’s skull when he died.🦴 This is the skeleton of a 7-year-old boy who...
01/07/2025

🧠 27 ¾ inches.
That was the circumference of this boy’s skull when he died.

🦴 This is the skeleton of a 7-year-old boy who died in 1882 of hydrocephalus — a condition where excess fluid builds up in the brain, causing the skull to swell to extreme sizes.

📚 His preserved remains are part of the collection at the Mütter Museum, where stories like his are remembered not as curiosities — but as powerful windows into the history of medicine, and the lives behind the diagnoses.

🕯️ His bones tell the story of suffering, adaptation, and the body’s desperate attempts to survive.
Let us remember him not for his condition… but for his endurance.

🧊 This wasn’t a mistake.And it wasn’t rage.It was survival.Raw. Brutal. Unforgiving.🐾 In the Arctic, male polar bears ki...
30/06/2025

🧊 This wasn’t a mistake.
And it wasn’t rage.
It was survival.
Raw. Brutal. Unforgiving.

🐾 In the Arctic, male polar bears kill and eat cubs.
Not their own — but those of other males.
Especially when food is scarce.
And these days... it always is.

❄️ As sea ice disappears, so does their chance to hunt seals — their primary prey.
A starving male won’t chase fish.
He won’t nibble berries.
He’ll take the next available meal.
Even if it’s a newborn.

Some roam miles just to find a maternity den.
They wait. They watch.
And when the mother steps away...
They strike.

It’s called infanticide.

🧬 It serves two chilling purposes:
1️⃣ Eliminate a rival’s genes.
2️⃣ Trigger the mother to go into heat — and mate with him.

The blood on his snout isn’t rage.
It’s strategy.
Etched into DNA long before the ice began to melt.
And in a warming world, this instinct is rising.

Because when survival is the only law...
Not even the young are safe.

🧹✨ Who Were the "Night Witches"?Spoiler: Not German. Soviet. Deadly. Legendary.During WWII, the Soviet Union's 588th Nig...
27/06/2025

🧹✨ Who Were the "Night Witches"?
Spoiler: Not German. Soviet. Deadly. Legendary.

During WWII, the Soviet Union's 588th Night Bomber Regiment struck terror into German troops. These all-female pilots, flying outdated wooden biplanes, launched over 30,000 nighttime bombing raids—gliding silently and dropping bombs with ghost-like precision.

🇩🇪 German soldiers called them “Night Witches” because the whoosh of their planes in the dark sounded like broomsticks in flight.
🇷🇺 These women had no parachutes, flew with little to no radar, and braved open cockpits—yet they were some of the most decorated aviators of the war.

⚠️ No—Germany never had “Night Witches.” That’s a common mix-up. The real witches flew against them.

📜 Real history is often stranger—and braver—than fiction.

We're slowly getting our oddity office set back up! 💀 Link in bio.
26/06/2025

We're slowly getting our oddity office set back up! 💀

Link in bio.

🐺🌊 Meet the Sea Wolves of Vancouver Island 🌊🐺They move like ghosts along the moss-draped shores of Canada’s Vancouver Is...
24/06/2025

🐺🌊 Meet the Sea Wolves of Vancouver Island 🌊🐺
They move like ghosts along the moss-draped shores of Canada’s Vancouver Island — so elusive, they’re rarely seen by human eyes.

These are coastal wolves, also known as Sea Wolves — a unique, ocean-adapted population of wolves who live with two paws in the forest, and two in the sea.

🦴 Their diet?
Up to 90% seafood.
Forget elk and deer — these wolves are practically pescatarians. Their meals include:
🩸 Salmon (a quarter of their diet)
🦪 Clams, barnacles, herring eggs
🦭 Seals, otters, even whale carcasses

🌊 They’re powerful swimmers, capable of crossing islands and hunting in tide pools.

📸 Environmentalist Ian McAllister captured a haunting image of them while swimming off the coast near Bella Bella — the wolves staring back from the rocky shoreline, wild and watchful.

Genetically distinct from their inland cousins, coastal wolves are a unique evolutionary story, written in sea foam and salt spray.

They are not just wolves.
They are legends of the Pacific coast.



One animal I both love and hate to work with is a raccoon. Cute little buggers when they're alive, but also sad to work ...
23/06/2025

One animal I both love and hate to work with is a raccoon. Cute little buggers when they're alive, but also sad to work with when honoring the dead.

While we aren't currently stocking raccoon noggins at the moment--we will have more soon as they're degreased fully and ready to go!

Link in bio.

With the recent move, we've been neglecting *ALOT* when it comes to the shop workings...that includes our maceration set...
23/06/2025

With the recent move, we've been neglecting *ALOT* when it comes to the shop workings...that includes our maceration setup 🤢

Send thoughts and prayers for my nose (James) 💀

Link in bio.

🚀🐾 67 Years Since Laika Left EarthEvery autumn, I return to this story — not out of nostalgia, or wonder, or even scient...
21/06/2025

🚀🐾 67 Years Since Laika Left Earth
Every autumn, I return to this story — not out of nostalgia, or wonder, or even scientific pride.
But out of guilt. Out of reverence.

Laika was not an experiment.
She was life.
She was presence.
She was innocence given over to the unknown.

Her real name was Kudrjavka — “Curly” in Russian.
But the world came to know her as Laika — “The Barker.”
A stray. Half Husky, half Terrier.
Chosen not because she volunteered, but because she survived the cold Moscow streets.
As if that made her more fit to die alone in space.

On November 3, 1957, at 2 a.m., Laika was launched aboard Sputnik 2.
She had food. Water. Padding.
But there was no plan to bring her home.

She survived — some say 7 hours, others say 4 days.
Alone. Silent. Floating above a planet that grew ever smaller beneath her.

She orbited Earth 2,570 times before her capsule finally disintegrated on April 14, 1958.

She did not ask to be a symbol.
She did not choose to represent progress.

She was just a dog.
Looking for warmth.
And used as a tool.

Laika, we remember you — not as a marvel of science, but as a reminder:
Not all progress is innocent.
And not all sacrifices were given freely.

We speak your name so that we never forget —
what we did,
why we did it,
and why we must never do it again.

🖤

Today we pause to recognize Juneteenth, a day marking the end of slavery in the United States and the continued fight fo...
19/06/2025

Today we pause to recognize Juneteenth, a day marking the end of slavery in the United States and the continued fight for liberation, equity, and remembrance. As a space that preserves relics of the strange, the forgotten, and the overlooked — we know the past is never just the past.

We honor the Black lives, stories, and histories too often buried or silenced. This day reminds us to not only collect history, but to confront it, uplift it, and learn from it.

🕯️ Today and every day, we commit to curating with intention, respecting ancestral legacy, and supporting Black artists, historians, and collectors in our community.

What better way to celebrate International Picnic Day than with a nice non-edible spread for the 'Gram?                 ...
18/06/2025

What better way to celebrate International Picnic Day than with a nice non-edible spread for the 'Gram?

🕰️ 2,000-Year-Old Bog Body – The Irish Giant 🕰️Discovered in June 2003, the naturally mummified torso of an Irish man wa...
17/06/2025

🕰️ 2,000-Year-Old Bog Body – The Irish Giant 🕰️
Discovered in June 2003, the naturally mummified torso of an Irish man was unearthed from a peat bog, preserved so well that scientists could even analyze the contents of his stomach. His last meal? Wheat and buttermilk.

But what’s more fascinating is what came before: for at least four months prior to his death, he had a meat-rich diet—a sign of privilege in Iron Age society.

🏺 Estimated height: 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) – extraordinarily tall compared to the average male height of 5 ft 5 in (165 cm) at the time.
💅 Manicured nails suggested he didn’t engage in manual labor, possibly marking him as someone of high status.

Today, this ancient figure rests at the National Museum of Ireland in Dublin, offering a haunting yet powerful glimpse into a distant past.

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