29/09/2020
Junior asks his father: daddy, how was I born?
Daddy reluctantly replied: Ah my son, why won't you wait and find out for yourself when you're older?
Junior exclaimed: Really? Are you trying to deny me access to information about my entry into earth?
Daddy replied: No! not at all. I just thought it was too early to be thinking on those lines.
Daddy continued: You see, your mum and I got together in a chatroom on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We snuck into a secluded room where your mum agreed to a download from my hardrive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither of us had used a
firewall, but since it was too late to hit the delete button, we both allowed for free file transfer.
12 weeks later, you mum sent me an instant message that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program
activity from a self extracting file which had
implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then 9 months later a little Pop-up appeared
and said: "you've got MALE." That's how you were born.
Son is still trying hard to decode the reply.
