Vorteke the teke

09/10/2022

Me and the boys racing to get the last bp pie after bathurst weekend

30/09/2022

This cone got me looking at my mates misssos side b**b

25/09/2022

Kina lips went in for a kiss outside sapphire,
Hit her with a hongi

22/09/2022

Had a family reunion at the pokies on Monday night. Pretty wild.

19/09/2022

Same s**t different day. Brown fizzys at the parb are calling, fark

19/09/2022

Popped a manu off the wharf on to xi liang’s fishing line.F**king yoza.

18/09/2022

Got asked to grab a left handed hammer. Fu**ed off to the pokies.

17/09/2022

Nothing like waking up to an earful from Susan after waking up half naked on the bowling green.

16/09/2022

Pokies are firing tonight. Gonna be seedier than a budgies as***le Tomo

10/09/2022

Bloody bad day to be a lion red.

17/08/2022

Scott Barrett may have a horse c**k but Jordie definitely has a donkey dick.

06/07/2022

05/07/2022

Are you allowed to get fu***ng legless horsey while doing the 40 hour famine.

12/06/2022

Aunty throwing up in the back of my c**n on the way to Hamilton drags. Devo

10/06/2022

Masculine urge to run 5 year old kids over on the slow track at the luge.

10/06/2022

Morning stags. Hope ya having a fu***ng cracker of a smoko after doing some hard yards giving the s**t box apprentice an earful. After all it is Friday. So drop the clutch, give it some gas all the way to the bottleo to pick up a pack of Winnie blues and a slab of mud water p**s for you to get fu***ng leglessy bent with the fu***ng boys in the back yard before you start punching cones and the mrs, before you
light up the glass barbie. Don’t forget, drags start at 10, crank up ya bosses work van and give it a skid. If you’re not seeing double, you’re in trouble.
Āmene

08/06/2022

Since when were there six foot four, 130 kilo chicks down k road

08/06/2022

Tag a mate that s**ts in the saturdays bump room

04/06/2022

Maturing is realising that lion reds actually taste good.

04/06/2022