Fake Quote Coffee Mugs

11/06/2024

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Was Henry David Thoreau a glamper? What if he was? If a modern thinker wants to be a transcendentalist, is it okay if they write about philosophy while sitting in an airstream camper? Or do they have to "rough it"?

Henry David Thoreau was a famous transcendentalist writer, who wrote "Walden Pond". The question though, is whether this was a glamping trip.

02/04/2023

Hello everyone, after customer feedback, we have moved the quotes to one side of the mug, instead of wrapping around the whole container. Updated designs are here:

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14/01/2023

“The only real game in the world, I think, is ping-pong”

– Babe Ruth

The Babe Ruth coffee mug honors Babe Ruth's great passion in life: the game of ping pong. Unfortunately no ping pong teams existed, so he played baseball.

05/01/2023

“I have more respect for the fellow with a single idea who gets there than for the fellow who posts a thousand times a day online who does nothing.”

-Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison was a man of action. H hated internet commenters, who he saw as the opposite of action takers. Buy the Thomas Edison coffee mug today!

28/12/2022

“My mom did my laundry when I was at Walden Pond”

-Henry David Thoreau

The book "Walden Pond{, was a manifesto on glamping - Henry David Thoreau was the original Instagram glamper. Buy the Henry David Thoreau coffee mug today.

25/12/2022

The Napoleon Bonaparte coffee mug references the famous Emperor’s true passion in life: social etiquette.

“Never interrupt your enemy because interrupting is not polite”

Napoleon's true passion in life was making sure people followed social etiquette, like not interrupting people Buy the Napoleon Bonaparte coffee mug today!

25/12/2022

“You miss 90% of the shots you do take”

– Wayne Gretzky

Wayne Gretzky thought you missed most shots you do take, both in hockey and in life. Still worth taking the shot. Buy the Wayne Gretzky coffee mug today!

24/12/2022

The only thing we have to fear is big spiders. And snakes. And also heights.”

-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

During his inaugural address, he American President FDR told us to not fear anything, except for the phobias he had. Buy the President FDR coffee mug today!

23/12/2022

“Normality is like a paved road. It’s comfortable to walk on, but has potholes because the city contracts out work to the lowest bidder”

-Vincent Van Gogh

When asked about creativity, Van Gogh veered into a rant about ineffective infrastructure planning. Buy the Vincent Van Gogh coffee mug toda

23/12/2022

“You can’t burn books if they’re e-books”

-Ray Bradbury

Ray Bradbury was worried about a future where people would demand book burning. His fears went away with e-books. Buy the Ray Bradbury coffee mug today!

20/12/2022

“Love your mother in law, for she tells you your flaws”

– Benjamin Franklin

The founding father Benjamin Franklin realized that mother in laws are the strongest weapon against echo chambers. They tell you your flaws.

20/12/2022

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is a mahogany desk with built in shelves a sign?”

– Albert Einstein

When asked about his habit of keeping his desk cluttered, Einstein started talking about desk design, instead of giving a witty reply.

19/12/2022

19/12/2022

“Supreme excellence comes from running away from the battlefield and denying it later on”

-Sun Tzu

The great military strategist Sun Tzu taught about the importance of strategic cowardice. The key is to later deny that you ran away if someone asks.

19/12/2022

“Make sure your product has a different charging port from all the others.”

-Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was a genius when it came to product design. One of his most insightful decisions was to force you to buy an Apple only charger. Inspirational.

19/12/2022

“I blame other people for all my problems.”

-Marcus Aurelius

The Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius was known for his insights in stoic philosophy. However, he argued on twitter a lot, and blamed others for his problems.

19/12/2022

https://fakequotecoffeemugs.com/product/abraham-lincoln/

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet”

–Abraham Lincoln

The great emancipator had profound thoughts about internet technology. "Don't believe everything you read on the internet" -Abraham Lincoln

24/11/2022

Our product launch is pending. Make sure to visit back for updates!