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No commentary needed for this, except for a heartfelt thank you to the Mexican rescuers who didn't need to be told or as...
07/09/2025

No commentary needed for this, except for a heartfelt thank you to the Mexican rescuers who didn't need to be told or asked to respond to others in need. They already knew to do the righteous thing. Maybe this knowledge will seep across the now militarized border.

"Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now,” p...
07/06/2025

"Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now,” posted Lunatic Laura Loomer on X. The far right wing activist and close advisor to the 🍊🤡 was following up on Trump's tasteless jokes about alligators eating immigrants. "Alligator bait" had long been a truly reprehensible relic of Jim Crow and racism in America. The figure 65 million refers to the 65.2 million Hispanics now living in the USA. How can an educated woman, representing our country or at least a plurality thereof, a Jewish woman, make such a heinous public comment about genocide and not be immediately ostracized and/or pilloried...well, she is just following the example of her cult leader. May karma, if not an alligator, bite them both in the ass.

This is from 6 years ago, but sadly even more relevant today.
07/04/2025

This is from 6 years ago, but sadly even more relevant today.

Haven't heard anything further on Trump's plans to rebuild the Federal prison on Alcatraz Island, but the fragrant fello...
07/01/2025

Haven't heard anything further on Trump's plans to rebuild the Federal prison on Alcatraz Island, but the fragrant fellow with the diaper, catheter, girdle and elevator shoes is visiting "Alligator Alcatraz" today. Below is a short breakdown of the numbers courtesy of AI overview. Once this land is no longer useful to the Feds, it will probably be privatized, certainly at a much higher price than the $20 million the state is offering Miami-Dade county.
And thank goodness that we'll never need these FEMA Shelter and Services Program funds for federal emergencies.
" The facility is estimated to cost Florida around $450 million annually to operate. (5,000 beds projected).The state plans to submit requests for reimbursement for these costs through the Federal Emergency Management Agency's (FEMA) Shelter and Services Program, which has roughly $625 million available for such projects. While Miami-Dade County owns the land at the Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport, it has not approved the state's proposal to build the facility and has raised concerns about the environmental and financial impacts. The state initially offered Miami-Dade County $20 million for the land, but this was significantly lower than the county's appraisal value of $190 million. The state is proceeding with construction using the governor's emergency powers. "

Obliterated !. That was the cult word of the week , rolling off the tongues of Trump and his Magat minions as if they we...
06/25/2025

Obliterated !. That was the cult word of the week , rolling off the tongues of Trump and his Magat minions as if they were all singing from the same hymnal. Now a leaked Pentagon report indicates that the Iranian nuclear program was set back, at best, only a few months. Not totally obliterated. What is our next best option? Since Trump is tearing our own country apart, then why not share his talent for chaos with the Iranians. Punish Iran, drop Trump on Tehran.

06/14/2025

Weather has always been a powerful tool in literature performing many functions. So today I invoke the Gods of Weather to provide us the tools for good poetry. May the heavens open up and wash away Trumplethinskin's vanity parade. Then I might be able to post something along these lines.

Lady Liberty not
to be dissuade
She rained on
asshole's parade

Reworked an old theme, but what was old is new again. No Kings Day protest Saturday, everywhere!
06/11/2025

Reworked an old theme, but what was old is new again.
No Kings Day protest Saturday, everywhere!

Here's an old one that I found. Maybe time to resurrect it.
06/07/2025

Here's an old one that I found. Maybe time to resurrect it.

To properly appreciate any writing, any form of literature, be it Shakespeare or the gospels or simply liquor store dogg...
06/04/2025

To properly appreciate any writing, any form of literature, be it Shakespeare or the gospels or simply liquor store doggerel, you must understand to whom the writing was directed, who was/is the intended audience. In 2020, in the city where my sign stands, Hialeah, 94% of the population identified as Hispanic, making it the second-highest Hispanic proportion city in the contiguous United States. Additionally, 84.1% of the population is Cuban or Cuban-American. In the 2024 Presidential Election, Donald Trump received 76% of the vote in Hialeah.
The intended purpose of my poetry is three-fold; to entertain, to educate and to aggravate. Each poem must accomplish at least 2 of these 3 three goals. The immediate goal with this poem is to introduce the acronym TACO, Trump Always Chickens Out, to my Magat viewers. They may soon see "Let's Go Taco" flags flying, so I want them to have some inkling. If I had posted "Let's Go Taco", or "Vamos Taco", this would have been an even larger translation gap to cross. Perhaps they might just question, actually use their own minds to wonder why I am calling him Trump Taco. I'm not claiming to really accomplish this with this poem, but we can't, I can't, just remain silent.
Thanks to all my friends who suggested rhymes for Taco. It isn't easy to rhyme Taco in English, so I went with Spanish. Special thanks to Michael M for providing the most repugnant rhyme for Taco, and to Ferny C for translation support.
And just so you know, cause this isn't covered in public school Spanish class; " Berraco is Cuban slang for castrated pig which can't breed and tastes like s**t. In other words, useless." It could also mean wild boar. If you've ever had the displeasure of meeting a wild boar, well, sometimes you can smell them coming before you hear or see them.
Let's go Taco!

The royal prerogative of mercy, the pardon power of the king, is a historical power, originating in English law, where t...
05/29/2025

The royal prerogative of mercy, the pardon power of the king, is a historical power, originating in English law, where the monarch had the authority to grant pardons to those convicted of crimes. This power was seen as a manifestation of the monarch's mercy and was often used to mitigate harsh punishments, especially capital offenses. The U.S. Constitution's pardon power, given to the President, is rooted in this English tradition. I don't think our Founding Fathers anticipated mom (Ms Fago) attending a $1 million per person Trump fund raising dinner, only to have her son , Paul Walczak pardoned, relieving him from making $4.4 million in restitution and spending 18 months in the Gray Bar hotel, by our monarch's mercy. Trump is King. King of the Load. (Fierce apologies to Roger Miller who wrote and recorded "King of the Road.")
Though many of you, and many of those passing my store may wonder.....but what I wonder is, how many passersby will then start humming/singing King of the Road, hopefully with my lyrics. Try it once for yourself. Pardons for sale or rent.....Oval office with a diaper scent.

Nothing to discuss... only disgust!
05/22/2025

Nothing to discuss... only disgust!

The wording is a bit awkward, but not quite as awkward as a US President accepting a $400 million gift , aside from all ...
05/17/2025

The wording is a bit awkward, but not quite as awkward as a US President accepting a $400 million gift , aside from all the other multi-billion dollar favors the Qataris, Emiratis and Saudis have bestowed on the 🍊🤡. Also factor in that many designated terrorist and terrorism financiers live with impunity in Qatar, and
that Qatar is the largest financier of Hamas.
I have used Dumbo before on my sign, for a flying elephant is apropos the GOP. " If morons could fly, the GOP logo would
be Dumbo." Surprised how many people here don't know what is a white elephant.
In Siam, white elephants were highly revered and considered a sign of divine favor, sacred and valuable. Though their upkeep was very expensive, food and housing, you could not put a white elephant to work. This would be sacrilegious. Knowing that its upkeep would be a financial strain, giving someone a white elephant, was giving them a burden. So today white elephant signifies something that is expensive, burdensome, and ultimately useless; somewhat akin to the aforementioned 🍊🤡. The Qatari jet would have to be
completely stripped down for security reasons, and then refitted with the necessary armored reinforcement and electronics required for an aircraft to serve as Air Force 1. Not only would this cost 2 to 3 times the value of this 13 year old jet, but it would take about 2 years to accomplish this. The new Air Force 1 already being assembled is scheduled for delivery in 2027. Taking all this into consideration...."who would refuse a gift?" Only a moron would accept the Qatari jet as a replacement for AF 1. But as an old, addled poet once wrote....If morons could fly, the GOP logo would be Dumbo.

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