Derby Corner Mini Mart

Derby Corner Mini Mart You will find everything's, You are looking for, Breakfast sandwiches, Lunch, All cold drinks. Also

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What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d be turning over in h...
11/21/2024

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d be turning over in his gravy!”

Why did the winter boot go to the gym? It wanted to work on its sole-mates!
11/18/2024

Why did the winter boot go to the gym? It wanted to work on its sole-mates!

What did the fashionable winter boot say to the unfashionable one? “You need to step up your game!”
11/18/2024

What did the fashionable winter boot say to the unfashionable one? “You need to step up your game!”

What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.
11/17/2024

What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.

11/14/2024

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?" "Quack, Quack!"

A customer walks into a coffee shop and asks the barista for the wifi password.“You need to buy coffee first,” the baris...
11/14/2024

A customer walks into a coffee shop and asks the barista for the wifi password.
“You need to buy coffee first,” the barista says.
“Okay, I’ll have an espresso,” the customer says.
After paying, the customer asks, “Can I have the password now?”
The barista replies, “Of course! It’s ‘youneedtobuycoffeefirst’. All lowercase, no spaces.

11/11/2024

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
11/06/2024

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, "I need you to help me get to the other side!" The o...
11/01/2024

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, "I need you to help me get to the other side!" The other guy replies, "You're on the other side!"

Why do witches use brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
10/23/2024

Why do witches use brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

A man arrives at the bar, seemingly very upset after a terrible day.He orders an expensive liquor shot and downs it righ...
10/17/2024

A man arrives at the bar, seemingly very upset after a terrible day.
He orders an expensive liquor shot and downs it right away. “One more!”
The bartender serves him again, and again the man downs the shot right away. “One more!”.
After five shots, the man reveals: “If you had what I had, you’d be drinking this fast too”.
Worried, the bartender asks what the man has.
The man responds “I only have $2…

God Bless
10/12/2024

God Bless

Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda
10/12/2024

Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda

10/11/2024

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I tried to sell my old car, but the buyer just kept haggling. In the end, I just gave in and threw in the steering wheel...
10/11/2024

I tried to sell my old car, but the buyer just kept haggling. In the end, I just gave in and threw in the steering wheel. It was a great deal.

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3131 US Route 5
Derby Center, VT
05829

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 10pm
Tuesday 6am - 10pm
Wednesday 6am - 10pm
Thursday 6am - 10pm
Friday 6am - 10pm
Saturday 6am - 10pm
Sunday 6am - 10pm

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+18027665141

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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

Great Location

A huge thank you for everyone who asked about me since I posted a picture or video from last month.

When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings... You know she's a keeper...

Went to the bar tonight. Good times. Only a 15-minute walk. But the walk home took 45 minutes, the difference was staggering.

Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.

Freedom has never tasted so sweet…especially with a slice of apple pie on the side

A car salesman is showing a nun a new car. He tells her, "This car is so quiet, you'll forget the engine is even running." The nun replies, "I'm sorry, I can't drive a car without hearing the engine." The salesman says, "Well, in that case, we have a great deal on earplugs.

A car salesman is showing a nun a new car. He tells her, "This car is so quiet, you'll forget the engine is even running." The nun replies, "I'm sorry, I can't drive a car without hearing the engine." The salesman says, "Well, in that case, we have a great deal on earplugs.

Customer: “How much are the rubber bands?” Salesperson: “$1.98 cents a pound.” Customer: “But at your competitor's, they are only $0.98 cents a pound.” Salesperson: “Then you should go there to buy them.” Customer: “But they are all out of them.” Salesperson: ” Oh, I see. When we don’t have any, we sell it for $0.50 cents a pound

A diner says to the waiter, "Will the pizza be long?" The waiter replies, "No. It'll be round.

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