To provide Sibeh Tok Kong Spirits, Beer and Wine Lobangs for anyone who wants to lim jiu with your family and friends and get high together! Singapore has a new law that restaurants, bars and even kopitiam should not serve alcoholic drinks from 10.30pm onwards. The night is still young… Like this how to get HIGH right...? So our suggestion for you is to bring your party at your own home! Just invi
te your friends to your house to continue the party. I’m sure they want to go if you invite them. But hor… I can tell you… In Singapore you cannot buy any liquor after 10.30pm. Sian jit bua when you about to get high. Then how?? LL suck thumb sing song and say good night to your friends and wait till next day drink lor. Next day also no mood drink liao. So the moral of the story is to Standby a lot a lot of Liquor at home lor. If you love to always drink with friends one… you better load a lot a lot of liquor standby at home. Any time after your dinner with friends, 10.30pm liao. Drink haven’t shiok yet. You can always invite your friends to your house and continue drinking. So now where to get your liquor to STANDBY at sibeh good price? Us la!… TipsyLobang.com.sg. Remember to share this lobang to your friends. Of course when your 5 friends share share buy together, even cheaper and still can get HIGH throughout the night. We know la… Singaporeans all very hard to please, one. We all ai p*e, ai chee, ai tua liap nee*. Correct… ?
*(In Teochew. Literally "want cheap, want pretty, want big breasts!". Used to describe someone who wants the Earth. Someone with unrealistic or unreasonable desires or expectations.) That’s why we use our blood and sweat to source for top liquor all over the world to get the best price for you to enjoy. You might be thinking, why we can get so low price than the restaurant or even the supermarket. Don’t doubt us la… We got our way one...
We guarantee that ALL our liquor we sell is all legit one… You see… some more we don’t have expensive restaurant rental to give the landlord, don’t have so many staffs to feed. We only got our small little online store to maintain and our delivery guys to feed. That’s why we can pass back all the savings back to you lor and you can enjoy the drinks at this affordable price. Simple logic. Of course, let us earn a bit to support support us… so we can continue serving you. Another thing why we set up TipsyLobangs.com.sg is because…
Last time when we tried to order from another online liquor store. You know what. Sibeh confusing one and in the end… we fed up! We gave up buying from the online store. Go buy from the nearest supermarket is easier la, but ex lor! No choice want to drink, LL then pay lor. What to do...
We were tired of cookie-cutter online liquor stores that take us forever to order our favourite drinks online. We love to lim jiu and we just want to get HIGH and NOT get bore down with confusing shopping cart checking out experiences. Buying your favourite liquor with Tipsylobang.com.sg is DIFFERENT. We keep your shopping experience sibeh easy to buy. Most importantly our price tags you see are all NETT price. No need pay GST and Tax Duties. We absorb ALL for you already! Good right....
There are no hidden fees when you are about to make payment. Clear pricing, no surprises. But got minimum order la... at least SGD100 purchase then we give free delivery, if not is SGD10 nett price. The best part is the MORE you BUY within the same order, the MORE DISCOUNT lobangs you will get! Simply search for your favourite beverage, make payment with our secured payment system and just sit back, relax…
If you order Many Many, very heavy right… and our delivery guy will deliver the liquor straight to your doorstep. No need you to lift a finger yourself. We lift for you. See we lub you so much one...
Any way… thanks for reading my grandfather grandmother story if you can read until here. Let’s Lim and get High together! Get high with us,
Team TipsyLobang
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