When the fat lady sings and you’re in front. Drink
18 and over, responsibly
to feature
Lager-Launching May 22.
The old school beer ads and posters were the best 📺📻 here’s our first crack at one.
Hang this next to the tv playing Friday night footy or next to the pool table🎱 for the chaps putting a beer on the result🫱🏼🫲🏽
Tell your barman I said hi 👋🏻
Liquid celebration - In a world of participation awards there’s still some things you gotta earn 🥇
Whoever said winning wasn’t everything was wrong and probably showers with their jocks on…🩲 send to a friend that showers with their jocks on
Footy’s back and so is the only beer you want to be drinking after the game 🏉
Celebrate the right way 🍻
Cheers 🥂
IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ❤️🔥��Is there a better gift to tell your friends and family they’re WINNERS?
Kick-off Chrissie with a win 🎄🍻 Available through https://www.winecow.com.au/products/winners-p**s-lager-375ml-16-ctn 👈
Calling all premiership teams 🏆
If you’ve been looking for a time and place to get the team back together this is it!!
We’re putting on a day at the races 🐎 all drinks, food and entry included in the ticket price. All with private bar, private betting facilities and uninterrupted views of the track 🤠
Doesn’t matter if it’s been 2 months or 10 years, you’re invited. All sporting premierships welcome. Round the team up and get involved✅
Event is in Perth, at Ascot races on the 18th of November 🗓️
DM to book or for more info🫱🏼🫲🏽
The only beer to celebrate a flag with 🏆
The champagne of beer 🍾
Had a win? Have a WINNERS 🍻
Couldn’t agree more 🍻 cheers Tom Hooper
It’s finals time, better get a slab 🍻
Free Winners P**s stubby holder with any carton bought at Liquor traders this September.
Whether your playing in your own or just watching, turn any participation award beer into Winners p**s with the certified* gold plated stubby holder
*Not certified and not gold.
Big weekend for the doggies, trophy would have got a fair workout with **s I reckon… probably why old mate in the middle is winking
Stock up for all your finals footy needs at the link in Bio.
Time to stock up for finals🏆 Whether you’re playing or spectating, get your hands on some liquid gold before stock runs out🫡
A post game toast 🍻 to an incredible achievement by Ben Jolley. Celebrated with a couple cans of liquid gold 🫱🏼🫲🏽 Thanks boys
In Spain 🇪🇸 Winners P**s is called El Winners P**s.
Trophy review 🏆 just get it.
It’s big, it’s shiny, got handles, means heaps and there’s enough for about 8 Winners P**s beers in there if I were to guess.
Unlike last time this young whipper snapper won a grand slam he is legally allowed to drink out of it too!
A couple of battlers celebrating an early Friday knock off 🍻
Someone tell them it’s after 7pm 🤒
@ social media please find these guys
HUGE NEWS!! We’ve done it… Sort of🤪
Pulled some strings and only a short time after telling the nba 🏀 their trophy was no good for drinking winners p**s, they’ve made us a new one and looks absolutely perfect for our needs🤩
Big space to pour liquid gold in, couple big handles to hang on to and they’ll be presenting it in Vegas 🎰
It counts for bu**er all but give me a big cup in Vegas and tell me I’ve won something and it’s sure to be a good time 🫡
Not the biggest thing I’ve seen strapped to a leg but definitely the prettiest 😘
Get yours from the link in bio while stocks last.
Few country week knock offs 🍻 with the champs 🏆thanks boys 🫱🏼🫲🏽
Tell the bar man to stock it asap. Link in Bio. Cheers
How’s the 🐐 of hotdog deleting… takes the checkered flag and still has room for winners p**s. My man!!
As trophy’s go 🏆 there’s not many more significant than the ashes trophy but let me tell you the whole thing gives me ratings whiplash 🤒
The significance… off the charts 📈. Beating the poms is second only to seeing them lose to someone else.
But the ability to drink winners p**s out of it, non existent 📉
The legends of Australian sport that these series have given us is spectacular 🤩
The flogs of English sport we have to deal with is equally as impressive 🙄
Good to know somebody has made a version that the players can pour beers into and celebrate with. Seems senior management is finally listening to our calls for functional trophy’s✅
Imagine sitting around that big bastard til the sun comes up telling war stories 🤤
Can anyone confirm what’s in the little one?
Winners P**s should be poured into every trophy on the planet, that’s a given 🏆 however I have never seen 2 blokes less stoked to do so 🥱
Remember the good old days of the wizard home loan cup 🧙♂️ when the battling teams would play hard to sell memberships and the good clubs would play the kids to save the good players for the real season ☠️
Bit of feedback for the nerds that designed this trophy… it looks like they dipped a dog cone in silver. All the creativity of an accountant with grey pencils ✏️ the size of this trophy far outweighs its importance which we love. You’d fit a whole carton in this monster 🤩
*side note, how’s the shin swingers on Grant Thomas.
We love Lenny though!!
Winners P**s in it’s natural habitat 🍻 The new brew getting rave reviews 🤩
DM to get some for your next weekend 💌
I won’t tell anyone I had a win… but there’ll be signs 🍻
If your fridge doesn’t look like this, are you planning on losing?❌
Shipping anywhere in Aus, available at link in bio while stock lasts.
Tastes like premiership success 🏆🍾
Rate a trophy time 🏆
While this big fella signifies being top of the world in the test cricket format it’s as useless as fireman 👨🏻🚒 with a wooden leg for drinking winners p**s from ☠️
This thing looks like something W***y Wonka 🤡 would use in his song and dance while he tips kids into his choccy machines 🍫🍬🍭
Cut a hole in the top, hollow it out and I reckon you’d fit 3 cans of our liquid gold in it 🍻 would be great to see someone straight arm it then.💪🏼
Anyway, the aussies won so anyone with a southern cross tattoo has the legal privilege of being eligible to purchase a carton and celebrate accordingly 🫱🏼🫲🏽
Couple well earned Saturday arvo knock offs with the doggies 🐶 thanks boys
Facts. For those that don’t get it… 🍻
“That’s on you cos you haven’t won anything” MJ 🐂
NBA finals just wrapped up. Bit of throwback Winners P**s with Magic for your feed 🍾
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Sound up🔈🔉🔊 Batch ✌🏽 on its way!! With new and improved taste we can wait to see you in the rooms post game 🏉🏀⚽️🎾🏐🏑⛳️🏏🏆
Wait for it…. Nice!! #anyexcuse
Local legend takes flight🚀 and wins a carton of gold nuggets 🍻 Congrats @waydetwomey09 they’re already in your locker 🤝 Final votes, 122 for screamer - 68 for candy… @b_luckman stiff mate, we don’t make losers p**s
Thanks to @thehighlightsclubau we are giving away a carton to the best local footy highlights this weekend 🎥 We don’t mind if it’s your own highlight, your mates highlight or one you filmed from the sideline… Tag @winnersp**s & @thehighlightsclubau If you don’t want to post your own highlight then get your mate to… but we are sending the carton to whoever uploads the video 🤑 If we repost it, it’s on the long list. We will create a top 8 list and you guys will vote for the fan favourite 🤩 Entries close by Sunday 6pm. Winner decided by Tuesday. #anyexcuse 🏆 *entrants must be over 18 and reside in Aus🇦🇺
Get to the afters and the boys are already halfway through a carton of #winnersp**s each. How good 🥳 @jackginnivan
Winners drink Winners P**s, losers have crisis meetings (as seen in the background)
For those asking what #winnersp**s is going to taste like… I’ll let the great @jonathan16brown explain *mothers milk
A good coach will win you games, a great coach will help you drink the #WinnersP**s @embatesy
This is what happens when you can’t drink #winnersp**s out of the trophy 🏆 @hannahgreengolf
@philmickelson gets it. Win the championship. For best celebration, Pour #winnersp**s in the trophy and then delete it.
When the entire clubs #winnersp**s is counting on your torp from outside 50 on the boundary... and you nail it
This is what happens when you can’t drink #winnersp**s 🏆 from the trophy. Your move @nfl
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